#schmackin

[chaifootsteps]

was anon looking for this one?

Either way, thank you for sending this in because it's funny.

[romeeats]

Q: What’s the best thing to eat after a fun day of day drinking, live music, dancing and a birthday celebration!? A: A big bowl of pho with flank steak and brisket from #pho2000 #RomeEatsSF #foodie #instafood #picoftheday #eatersf #eater #photooftheday #manfood #foodporn #nomnom #food #instadaily #eatdrinksf #hungry #sanfrancisco #slap #schmackin #smackin #pho #vietnamesefood (at Pho 2000) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPPiTJqDca-/?utm_medium=tumblr

[chuckdmcluvin]

.: Keep swiping to see why im so happy and chubby :. lol from pork jowl to shishido peppers to duck breast to pork belly and gizzards and hearts this place was too bomb i might have forgotten a couple of skewers but if u come here in Sac u gotta make ur trip memorable #nomnom #bestfoodbayarea #schmackin #foodporn #izakaya #binchoyaki #binchoyakiizakayadining (at Binchoyaki Izakaya Dining)

[mayfie1d]

they’re a ten but… that’s pretty much it. they’re just a ten.

“   coming from the raddest person in california , that is the best compliment i’ve ever been given.   ”

Send “They’re ’s a 10, but..” and fill in the rest to call out my muse!

[mayfie1d]

“   just help me runaway from everyone   ––   i need a place to stay.   ”

⇥   @schmakin​​​ liked for a random lyric starter

[mayfie1d]

⇥   @schmakin​​​​​   :   " sorry. didn’t mean to scare you.. ”  

sleep came in short spurts anymore.      two or three hours here and there.      most of the time circled around when the nurse came in and gave her another dose of what ever pain medication they had elected to give the girl who was more plaster than person.      but even then , the dreams were quick to wake her up.      this nap was no exception.      shoulders rubbing at her eyes , as if that would help her vision at all , to clear her vision , the figure in the chair on the other side of the hospital room make’s her brows bend inwards.      the form was a blur of bright yellows & greens , what max assumed was hair much too long to be anyone she knew.      unless , did will snap and grow out his hair while he was gone ?      no , no that wasn’t will.      was   ––   was she still in her nightmare ?    

the groans of the bed echo through the otherwise quiet room , something by which pulls the other attention her way.      and when he speaks , when he get’s closer into view , the fear quickly disintegrates into pure confusion.      who the hell was this guy ?      and why was he in her room alone ?      “   umm   …   ”      lost in her words , squinted eyes move about the rest of the overly white and clean abode for signs of anyone else to try and explain who he was.      no one , great.      “   who are you , ‘n what are you doing in my room ?   ”

[dondiesel]

Either I'm just a world-renowned music hype beast or yal just dnt get it!! #DisShxtBSlappin #Schmackin & #Knockin🔥🔥🔥😂 #WestCoastShxt #hyphymusic (at West Coast)

[chuckdmcluvin]

.: had to try the non-dairy strawberry and cookies and cream with chocolate sauce @gardencreamery :. this was so refreshing and not too sweet just enough of flavor to make you smile and dance to the awesome background music. Shoutout to her for comin out to cheer me and pam up with her 80's hits and infectious smile. The more we go here the more we get addicted to the ice cream 🍦.It wasn't busy and me and @dvapam were able to chill at a table and rest my bummy foot. #schmackin #bestfoodbayarea #icecream #dessertporn #nomnom #gardencreamery #igerssf #eatsf (at Garden Creamery)