#schmeckel

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The Binding of Isaac - Schmekel

Rosh Hashanah honey and apples and nuts are grinding The synagogue is packed but I am only binding I look like I’m twelve — at least my face is not a pizza, No one recognizes me on this side of the mechitza. The binding of Isaac!

[motorcoconut]

A post hoc transcript of a conversation about the proper classification of Shia Lebeouf's dingus in that Sigur Ros video

'Oh man, did you see Shia Lebeouf's schmeckel in that Sigur Ros video?'

'Yes, but I wouldn't really call it a schmeckel.'

'A schvantz?'

'Too low slung to be a schvantz. Maybe it's more of a todger.'

'No, it's not portly enough to be a todger.'

'Schlong?'

'Not long enough to be a schlong. Maybe a peen?'

'He's too sad to have a peen.'

'Y'know, I think it's really more of a dong.'

'Yeah, I'd cosign that.'

'...'

So. How about Shia Lebeouf's dong, then?'