#schmucks

[feathersandgumdrops]

“How about we send you a little officer the size of your knee”

[rhymesalot]

What the Schmuck

With icy fingers and hidden hands, an unseen face footless stands. Awaiting the cough of their next guest, no’s no answer for their request. ~ “Follow me; your time has come, the path is short, the feeling’s numb. Two packs a day gives you early admission. Your time with me is but a transition.” ~ The reaper laughed at their instructions, fearing not their many abductions. They said the pain would fade away, but how long they wouldn’t say. ~ I gasped for breath, not wanting to go. Why must it be now I didn’t know. I said I quit the smokes a few weeks back. “I’ve only a cold so please cut me some slack.” ~ They laughed again at my poor excuse. Saying my line was long but I choose the noose. I begged and pleaded to be set free. They replied that they had a deal for me. ~ I said “that’s great”, not having a clue. They then told me all the things I must do. Their list was long but I happily agreed. I’d now do anything, if to only be freed. ~ They said they’d go but they’d leave a scar. Then a loud scary cry was heard from afar. The reaper then vanished and I lay alone, reflecting on the habits I’m prone. ~ A new day’s begun and life’s the more dear. The clock’s still ticking but the ends not so near. I bargained with death but won’t press my luck. And my future’s now brighter, no longer a schmuck.

~*~ SCK020621

[crutchie-with-a-y]

nothing will ever compare to the feeling of superiority you get walking on a moving sidewalk and passing the poor schmucks walking on the normal ground.

[mind-the-drift]

Suns out, guns out

Moons out, goons out

[h3h4]

SCHMUCKS EP 2 - H3H3

Join Ethan Klein (h3h3productions) and I on our journey through some chortles, goofs, laughs and romps -- by PsychicPebbles via YouTube

[allengreenfield]

Elon Musk discusses UFOs and extraterrestrial life

According to Elon Musk, the unexplained objects that the US military shot down last week were not of alien origin because they most likely d

[abandoned-as-mustard]

conversations meddling publishers don’t realise they create:

“huh that’s strange, this character was called Fanny not Frannie. And this one was called Dick, not Rick.”

“so what’s wrong with Dicks and Fannies, mummy?”

“...........”

[melneedsakidney]

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