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Dragon Master here. I'm happy to report that things have been as well as they can be since I joined up with this job. Um, just one little thing I'd like to run by you. Is there any chance we could have a box or two of defective Fire Dust down here? Our dragon has become a bit under the weather, and I only need the lower grade stuff. Thank you for your time and consideration!

If you go into storage, then theirs mountains of defective supplies that you can use. And there’s only as 39% chance that they will explode. -Director Cordovan Prince

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MORE WATER FOR HALLWAY PLANTS 2K15

Probably not in the budget-Director Cordovan Prince

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Honestly, I think that the people who work in the mine should be happy to be employed. Surely it wouldn't take that much lien to finance some research to replace them with robots, right? It's simply your company's benevolence that allows them to still have jobs... too bloody nice if you ask me.

That’s right. We hire people at 20% below minimum wage because of the love in are hearts-Assistant Manager Cordovon Prince

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Company Announcement (26OCT): Training!

Hello Valued Employees!

We’re approaching the end of our fiscal year and you know what that means! If you guessed, “annual training” you’re right! Just like last year, you will have from (26/OCT) to (28/NOV) to do all the required training, of course at your own pace. Below is the list of required courses: Required Training Courses:  -Identifying and Stopping Sexual Harassment and Sexual Assault  -Denying Legal Responsibility -Circumventing Equal Opportunity Policies -"So you’re now a hostage of the White Fang" Understanding Terrorists  -Basic First-Aid -Identifying Faunus -Work Place Safety

To take these courses log in to your scroll, access the company VPN, type in keyword “SDC-HRO”, and click on “enroll” on the course of your choosing. 

Remember Employees! Failure to finish just one of these courses is grounds for contract liquidation! We don’t want to see you leave our Dust Company Family—so don’t forget! Have a nice day! -Director Hannah Kirro, Schnee Dust Company Human Resources Office

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Company Announcements: Marketing Positions Open (Art)

Valued Employees of the Schnee Dust Company, As per the request of the Marketing Department, the Human Resources Office would like to announce an opening for "Chief Artist" and several openings for "Associate Artist." As we are currently short staffed, we are adjusting our policies on non-humans; faunus may apply. If you have considerable art talent and would like to apply for these positions please message us in our ask box and we will contact you within 1-3 business days; please have your portfolios prepared for viewing.  As Chief Artist and Associate Artist, you will be tasked with creating short, satirical comic strips, advertisements and other tasks set forth by the Marketing Department. This will be a non-paid, non-compensated position. However you will have the admiration of your peers. I'm sure that's more than enough. We also have company mugs*! *While supplies last. Sincerely,  Director Barbra Kirro, Schnee Dust Company Human Resource Office

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HRO Announcement: Casual Friday Cancelled

Valued Schnee Dust Company Employees, As a reminder we will no longer be continuing ‘Casual Fridays’ due to an earlier incident that resulted in a fire, two contract liquidations, four hospitalizations, and an arrest.  We thank you for your understanding and cooperation. -Sincerely, Director Barbra Akai, Schnee Dust Company Human Resource Office