#school is weird

[musepalette]

HELP THIS IS WHAT MY RELIGION TEACHER DID ON MY REPORT IM CRYING

AT LEAST HE LIKE TRIED

[jam-and-jellyfish]

So my PE teacher revealed last month that he has ADHD, and since then I've wondered if he's had any hyperfixations. Today I have my answer, a girl in my class is named Evangelia (we call her Evie) and upon reading her name in attendance he proceeded to pronounce her full name in (what I assume to be) a perfect Greek accent and boasts about how he's fluent in Greek, and since they don't usually teach Greek in school you jUST KNOW that motherFUCKER decided to learn Greek at 3am one day and its finally useful knowledge.

[buddy-trench]

For Context: This photo was taken a few months ago. But to answer your questions about it; yes that is a dead mouse on top of an actual brick that one student I knew brought in one day during band practice (I used to do rock n roll okay). The student's name is a day in the week (Thursday, no joke), and they told me that they found the dead rodent in a mouse trap, during class one fate day. I don't remember how Thursday found the brick, but they named the dead mouse Remy.

[mimzy-writing-online]

Going to university (on campus) during the covid-19 pandemic is strange. One of the strangest is how none of my professors care about class attendance. It does not factor into my grade. My anxious brain refuses to believe that--especially after years of chronic illness and mental health affecting my attendance from 5th grade and on. If it wasn't teachers penalizing me for missing class, it was how much instruction I missed and how many homework assignments I was never informed/reminded about enough to turn in.

Oh shit, I have to miss class because a chronic fatigue flare up has the same symptoms as covid onset (a problem I've been dealing with the whole fricken pandemic) I hope my professors don't think I'm secretly some slack off who doesn't care about school because I had to miss the second Friday class of the semester.

(the TAs told me not to worry about it, one of them volunteered to go over the information covered in class via zoom. Another teacher sent me a recording of the lecture. The school, and the English department especially, is working hard to be accommodating for everyone and it's incredible)

Edit: I wrote this a month ago, so here are some updates! 1. A week later my school sent out an email that included a section stressing that professors do not make attendance required or incentivize attendance and risk students coming to class sick. 2. For non-covid reasons I missed a class and my professor emailed me to tell me another unexcused absence could affect my grade. So I emailed my TA and asked if he could help me talk to the prof. about that and included a copy/paste excerpt from the previously mentioned email. Within three hours both the TA and prof. had emailed me. The TA told me he talked to the prof. The prof. emailed me to say the absence would be taken off my record and not to worry about it.

[deadgurl2]

What I’ve Heard My Friends Say PT1

It’s fucking lady bugs bro

Is Draco Malfoy a top or a bottom

I wanna date a mentally unstable man 

Wriggle like a worm

Last time I went to Barnes and Noble was to get those Callico Critters

Show me what your toes look like

My ducky juice

When we were sharing pants

Chihuahuas are scary man

I want my mental stability back

Im not jealous im gay

If someone gets to be too annoying just you know stab stab

“what are you doing with ur hands” gang signs 

God shall tremble in my presence

be gay commit arson

I wish to be a creature you here about in scary stories

I just saw *friends name* snort smarties

MY ANUS MY ANUS

[shipsgaysfordays]

okay, so my biology class today was actually interesting to me (because we’re talking about genetics and today history was actually brought up quite a bit) so i’m going to talk about what i learned

my teacher ended the class today by taking about “Genghis Khan, father of millions” and how 8% of Asian people with a Y chromosome are in some way related to him, so basically Genghis Khan FUCKED. I had already heard of this a while ago though, still fun.

we talked about the Romanov’s for a second, of course about Alexis and his hemophilia and my professor was all “sadly I hate to break it to you that Alexis did not survive for long enough to even die young because this was at the time of the Russian Revolution” as if a few minutes ago one of the guys in my class didn’t describe knowing what a sickle is because of the communist russia flag

genetically all of Henry the 8th’s issues with making an heir fall on him because HE would be the one who needed to produce the Y chromosome, which I had never thought of but it makes me happy to know

my professor may be a serial killer. he joked about how when he had worked in a hospital or something (I wasn’t listening the best) how he and his coworkers had joked that the fastest way to kill someone is by giving them the wrong blood type (unless they have type AB blood)

[a-farfromlocalhello]

so im hiding in the auditorium right and this person come in to sit on the stage and do homework, soon i take out my earbuds and just hear that this person’s just playing we fell in love in october by freaking girl in red and i’m like damn.

all the gays just love hiding in the auditorium don’t we.