jon sims’ shitposts

He/they || goth boy… save me goth boy gerry delano… || uh oh matchablossom is literally me and my partner

[a-farfromlocalhello]

i literally can’t about the magnus protocol

or the magnus archives

i’m literally incapable of being normal about it and if i spend too long interacting with the media around it i think i will start sobbing as a last ditch effort to express myself

[a-farfromlocalhello]

i fear i’ve been listening to this one band again and when i was deep into tma i accidentally correlated them so hard so now everytime i listen to them i think about jon sims and martin blackwood i cant

band is mega mango and my favorites that i always think about our dearest ship is clue and risk

save me random indie band save me

if anyone wants to enjoy indie music that makes me think of jonathan sims the archivist 🫡

[magpod-confessions]

I've seen ppl call Alex "money hungry" and tmp "a cash grab" and I just have to think that they have no idea how much money is in podcasts. If it were abt money they would NOT be making podcasts lmao.

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[literallycompletelyrandom]

Red Canary…Burnt Umber Jay…

[guybitesatgames]

GOT SOME BIG FEELINGS TONIGHT

[literallycompletelyrandom]

Red Canary…Burnt Umber Jay…

[fox-guardian]

hey why Haven't we heard from Norris since episode twelve. what's going on there.

[space-vampires]

[birb-boyo]

I can’t get over the fact that Mr. Bonzo looks like a My Singing Monsters character before the whole gaping maw thing💀

Like, sing us a song Mr. Bonzo. I’m sure your bloodied mouth can make some One Direction type hits dawg💀

[ceaseless-watchers-special-girl]

jonny when he can’t actually name a character alex newall

[annabelle--cane]

okay here's my pitch for a protocol episode: [error] breaks into the OIAR offices. she approaches the breakroom, and celia is in there. she starts using her monologue compulsion magic on celia, but celia has too many secrets, has too much at stake, and she resists. [error] begins to ramp up the power, and since we're obviously listening via tape recorder, the sound gets all staticy, celia audibly strains to keep her mouth shut. the power raises to a crescendo, and celia can't help it anymore, she opens her mouth, but it's escalated to a point that merely speaking isn't enough. celia begins to sing her heart out. yes, that's right, this is the magnus musical episode. [error] un-straps the guitar she's been carrying on her back this whole time that just hasn't been mentioned out loud by any of the characters because it wasn't relevant to the scenes. she plays a power chord. we hear a drum set start playing in lena's office--

[a-farfromlocalhello]

“yes, that’s right, this is the magnus musical episode.” is my new favorite sentence

[drdrizzey]

Ep 21 is such a banger

(TMAGP ep 21 spoilers?)

So here's some art of our beloved Gwen bouchard

Anddd some variants

[technically-human]

"I had a favorite mug. It said "I love you, bitch" and had a picture of a drunk dog on it."

The girls are NOT fighting!

[kilgoredrought]

New episode omg

Pls tell me nobody's done this yet I spent an unreasonable amount of time making this

[august-racoone]

i think the new episode is a win for dyhard

[a-farfromlocalhello]

LETS GO DYHARD 💪💪💪

[hezekiahwakely]

Being a non-UK listener of the Magnus Archives/Protocol means I'm always playing a little game called 'Is this a real thing that exists in England or are Jonny and Alex just pulling things out of their twisted imaginations again', and then becoming even more worried when it turns out it's real

[helpimstuckposting]

Everyone’s going on and on about how “I AM WE, WE ARE I ALONE, ALONE TOGETHER” is jmart, but did we forget it was Augustus reading the statement? Augustus who we all speculate is Jonah. Jonah Magnus who, for centuries, literally crammed his own consciousness into someone else’s body