#schrodinger x reader

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Can you do more schrodinger hcs?>.<

maybe dating hcs, both sfw and nsfw

bae.... I GOTCHUUUUUUU, i tried to make this as gender neutral as possible so everyone feels included !

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Believe it or not i think if he'd ever love someone it'd be hard because he's a little shit and also once he's inlove, he'd be borderline obsessed with them

I think he'd kinda be a yandere ? but like the sadistic type and also the kind that likes to get on your nerves just to see how you'll react, making mocking comments, downright degrading you sometimes just for fun

PET HIM. but only when he wants to. That's the rule. you can't do it unless he allows you to or he'll huff and puff mockingly about being treated like a housepet and then go on a rant about how you don't love him blah blah blah.. just yapping your ear off to annoy you.

He'd loooove cuddling. Cats love warmth so best believe in winter, he's always in your bed. Doesn't matter if he's the big spoon or little spoon (though I think he'd prefer being little) he just wants to bask in your warmth and smell as he 'sleeps'

Also ! be prepared to have your thighs kneaded when he can. For the 'ass, tits or thighs' debate, I genuinely think he'd be an everything kinda guy. I won't explain why but if you get it, you get it.

I feel like he'd be a picky eater on purpose. Once again, just to be a little shit.

He's not the best at comfort but for example, if you were feeling unwell like sick or on periods if biologically must endure that pain, then he'd do his best to cheer you up. Teleporting away and then suddenly appearing with tons of snacks, medecine, heating pads and dvd's of terrible german movies with no subtitles. He'll yap through the whole film anyway so who cares.

He'd love to give kisses ! He wants to embarrass you till your face turns red. Even if it means peeking down your shirt, lifting your skirt (if you wear one) discreetly or just trying to LOUDLY guess which pair of underwear you're wearing

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Okay.. I feel like he'd have a huge oral fixation, as i've said before. So he's definetly a munch. Doesn't matter if you have a dick or a clit, boy WILL eat that thing and sometimes even nibble on it, spit on it as well

I feel like he'd love degrading you and humiliating you. There's just something about the situation that arouses him

by the way, just because he's a short catboy doesn't mean he's a bottom. At best, he's a switch. Though he definetly whimpers and curses in german when he's close to cumming

BREEDING KINK. I keep replaying the scene where he says to Seras that they'd have beautiful kids. Whether it was to embarrass her, joke around or if he meant it, I CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD >.< so yes.. he'd never wear a condom either because he's a jerk and would just keep creampieing u until you break with the additional hopes that you'd get pregnant even if it would be biologically impossible.

Bite marks, hickeys, scratch marks.. you're not leaving the bedroom without at least a mark that Schrodinger was around. He bites super hard too I think, just so he knows that you'll struggle hiding the mark the next day..

Praise him ? pretty please ?

I dont remember the name but, if he REALLY must cum elsewhere than inside you, then he'd love to cum on your tummy or chest, his tail wagging happily at the sight.

If you have breasts bro ur not escaping the lactation kink. He'd squeeze and suck on your breasts so hard until they become sore and a little red

YAYYY HOPE U LIKED IT 🥺🥺🥺 i love writing for him its so fun.

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Maybe this was asked before but one idea, two characters (if you write for the second one, it's ok if not!!) Alucard and Schrodinger with an s/o that's basically a hyperactive puppy... I feel like with alucard thered be a lot of teasing, but then with schrodinger it's either chaos duo OR schrodinger constantly running from his girlfriend because she reminds him too much of an energetic dog lol. I'm talking REAL energetic too. Like vibrating with energy levels of excitement.

Alucard:

He adores the energy

You bring out a lot of his energy

Normally it takes a lot to get him hyped up

If it isn’t a fight or a meeting, he’d rather stay in

But with you, he’s down to follow you around or try new things with you

He’ll tease about it at first, but then he gives in and joins

“Really? You’re this excited about some rain? You’re hopeless.”

Then he goes splashing in the puddles with you

Should anyone have an issue with your hyperactivity he will deal with it

Should anyone dare to call you a spazz or anything like that he’ll make them regret it

What’s great is he doesn’t mind paying for you current fixation and actually enjoys it

Can’t decide which pretty pastry to buy? Get both

There’s a festival you want to go to but can’t afford? He’ll take care of it

If he gets tired or just doesn’t feel like it anymore, he’s happy to just sit and watch you

Your seemingly endless energy amazes him and he completely adores it

Schrödinger:

It is absolutely chaos

He is always down to indulge your hyperactivity

With his powers, he can play for hours

You will never run out of things to do as he’s always quick to come up with new things

“Come on Y/N. This mountain has an amazing view at the top, I’ll race you!”

He’s always down to try whatever you’re interested in or take you wherever you want to go

Your energy never scared him, but he’s always down for a game of chase

Even if you do remind him of a dog, he loves you

He’s down to try anything you want to and will do so enthusiastically

He’ll do it with a smile on his face and won’t tell you what he truly thought until afterward

The two of you can get into all sorts of trouble

Good thing he can always get you out of it

He won’t let you hear any negative comments others might make

He’ll glare at them and get you out of there, not wanting to give them the time of day

He adores you, hyperactivity and all

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HELLSING BOYS + Cuddling

ALUCARD isn’t a fan of this, and will always want to be big spoon whether you like it or not. Considers it as giving him a hug and just not letting go. Isn’t certain if he likes it or not. You cuddle him in his chair. Just another weird human custom. He eventually warms up to it, because he’s a “hopeless romantic” and whatever makes you happy - he has to try at least once.

ALEXANDER doesn’t mind this. It’s so cute when you snuggle into him. Even calling him your “father” when you do it. Alexander has attempted to do this too and even thought about being the little spoon once. It does happen, and he’s so happy when it finally is his turn.

SCHRÖDINGER is the first one in the relationship to try this. Mostly the little spoon and this catboy always finds a way to nuzzle into your chest. Only wants to be the big spoon if he’s comforting you. It makes him feel like he’s protecting you.

WALTER isn’t new to this. You cant say if he’s had lovers in the past or not, but he certainly welcomed this with open arms. You two normally cuddle in the bed. He’s always the big spoon. He wants you to feel protected.

LUKE is an “elegant” cuddler. Literally, his cuddling is so soft. He’s normally very busy, so most of your cuddles will be on his couch or his lounging chair where he reads most of his books. Prefers to be the big spoon but from time to time will indeed be the little spoon.

JAN loves cuddling. It 9/10 turns into something more if Jan can’t keep his hands to himself. Prefers to be the big spoon but doesn’t mind being the little spoon. Does a lot of sweet talking while cuddling, specifically thing he wouldn’t say around Luke or anyone else.

PIP is in between. Sometimes he hates it because of how he gets but also loves it because he’s super close to you. Always the big spoon because of your smaller frame. Likes head scratches during cuddling or small kisses. If he falls asleep, there’s no escape when cuddling him.

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Oii the last ones were as satisfying as always❤ Next if you could do a hellsing crew x a teen! S/O ( if you can include millennium and Iscariot then that'd be swell♥) Lots of love. Xoxo.💜

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                                -Admin Ebony

Hellsing:

- Alucard: Uhhhh, he likes to tease you and call you a child cause compared to him you’re like fucking five but don’t let that get to you. He actually finds you to be wise beyond your years and this he finds endlessly attractive.

- Integra: When it’s not all business, she’s a real sweetheart to you because she wants you to enjoy young love. She also respects that you’re just a teen and doesn’t force you into anything, preferring forehead kisses and short hugs.

- Seras: Well, he’s basically just as young as you so you two make a great couple. A bit mature for her age she is always there to wrangle you in when you get a bit to wild. On the contrary you also ease her temper with gentle pats and soft pecks.

- Pip Bernadotte: I don’t think he really takes your age in consideration in any area except sex. In that case he’s a gentle lover. Otherwise he is as romantic and smooth as a French man can be. Although he really enjoys hearing you talk about your life and then being like “when I was your age”.

Iscariot:

- Alexander Anderson: It was your naivety and youth that lured him. He found it ripe for the taking and was ready to pick your peach at a moment’s notice. That was until you pulled and gun and threatened to shoot him where the sun don’t shine. The man then said something about today’s youth being so different from his age. Your relationship is a lot of petty bickering and asking Anderson jst how old he is.

- Yumie/ Yumiko Takagi: A real quick one who likes cuddling and flower viewing. Now Yumie on the other hand is a lustful demon who’s out for blood from anyone who looks at you. She understands you’re young and just takes this as another reason to protect you from the world.

- Heinkel Wolfe: You weren’t really sure about their gender because of their rather androgynous appearance but that mattered not to you. Wolfe really likes that you’re young cause it makes them feel like they have something to protect and it helps them fill the void left by the death of Yumie.

Millennium:

- Schrodinger: A little teasing shot who looks even younger than you. On your way home from school was when you first encountered him. You first thought he was a little boy who was los and you took him home to feed him and help him find his parents. Suddenly he’st on top of you, all mischief saying, “Oh dear, it seems I’ve caught a rather young one this time.”

- The Captain: A caring lover who likes physical contact like hugs and holding your hand. He won’t do it in public and only when you two are completely alone. He has not said a single word to you but you know well enough what he is saying. He cares for you almost like a child since you’re so young. He knows well enough that the youth like risks and so he can freely transform into a werewolf around you.

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MORE SCHRODINGER HEADCANONS BECAUSE HE NEEDS MORE LOVE ! ! !

tw nsfw, fem reader, biting, oral (fem receiving)

he'd DEFINITELY have a biting kink. like he'd nuzzle ur neck smelling your perfume and just ACK bite your neck. When you scold him for biting you he just smirks and licks up the spot like an apology.

Speaking about tongue - ORAL FIXATION i feel like his tongue would be a little rugged / rough and that it would feel devilishly good against your folds. specifically when he has fun flicking your clit with the tip of his tongue.

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can I request schrodinger x vampire reader?

omg i loveeee that idea like a very stoic vampire and schrodinger whos just well schrodinger

litterally that picture.

tw : mention of blood, inproper use of german words and accent, german petnames, and just Schrodinger flirting with you and getting his skull crushed (NOT KINKY.) . tried to make this gender neutral !

Working for the Millennium was hard. With the constant pressure to be the better, greater and more powerful organization — with the goal to mass produce vampires to fight in the war, one could say that despite all this, the living conditions weren't the best.

People screaming day and night through the experiments to turn them into vampires, everyone ignored it. You too, even though you went through this as well. It was just a regular occurence now. Something that you've learned to accept. Once the Millennium got you, you can never go back to what you were before.

Even now as you were tasked to put away some gears, screams could be heard through the whole base, making your head hurt.

" Oy fräulein ! " a childish voice yelled out, accompanied by quiet but audible footsteps got closer until Officer Warrant Schrodinger came into view. He grinned, his fangs peeking through his thin lips " Fancy seeing you here ! What are you doing ? "

" Putting some gear away. Why are you here ? Aren't you supposed to deliver a message to Hellsing ?" You asked, shooting him a confused glare with your red eyes, picking up another box of ammo and placing it on a shelf. The minute you blinked, Schrodinger stood right next to you , peeking at your face.

" I'm guessing you ditched it ..." You said unimpressed, he giggled and patted your shoulder to which you quickly brushed his hand away much to his dismay.

" Ack ! You know me too much ! I just couldn't stand being away from you ... " He mused, shifting on his feet, pretending to be flustered by your presence like a blushing school boy. You stared - really did. From his twitching cat ears, his messy light dirty blond almost greenish hair, his purples eyes gleaming with mischief to that fake pout.

"... Did you seriously ditch it to see me ?" You asked deadpanned to which he just blew a kiss mockingly before bursting out laughing. Schrodinger was an ... interesting character in your book. You don't recall how or even when, but it seems like one day he just appeared in your life and never left it.

" You should see your face , Schatz ! You look hilarious ! ", You rolled your eyes, pushing him away by his forehead - a small blush on your pale cheeks. Gosh, he could be such a jerk sometimes. He quickly recovered from the push and smirked as he saw the faint but nonticeable blush on your cheeks " Flustered ? Aw, how cute ~"

" Keep talking and I'll drop the next box on your head." " You wouldn't da— " He started smugly before you dropped the heavy box of ammo on his head and crushed his skull on the hard metal floor. As you should. Stupid german catboy.

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tw ! fem reader, scent kink n gross behavior

i love Schrodinger guys

Due to Schrodinger being y'know kind of a cat in a way, I'm thinking about his senses being heightened compared to the normal human. He can smell blood (something he's DEFINITELY used to and doesn't even notice at time), can smell your perfume miles away and also can smell different changes in your hormones like when you're ovulating ngh

SPEAKING OF SCENT KINK since he's a nasty natzi guy, he'd definetly sniff your clothes when he misses you. Teleporting in your room and oops, there goes your dirty panties inside his uniform pockets. Bonus point if they have lace. I feel like he'd like lace.

ok thats all byeeeeeee

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