#sci fi greg

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Sci Fi Greg: And why does the robot girl need giant bouncing breasts? Japanese Culture Greg: 'Cause it's dope shit.

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D n’ D Greg: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.

Sci-Fi Greg: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.

Japanese Culture Greg: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements?!

Sci-Fi Greg: *pinches the bridge of his nose* I’m not going to have this argument with the both of you!

D n’ D and Japanese Culture Greg: THAT’S BECAUSE YOU KNOW WE’RE RIGHT!!

Sci-Fi Greg: Oh my god SHUT UP!!

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inspiration once more struck on Bluesky

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What's Her Face: I really like Eminem. Sci Fi Greg: I prefer Skittles. What's Her Face: No, I mean the rapper! Sci Fi Greg: Why would you eat the wrapper?!

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D&D Greg: All I want for Decemberween is one sweet kiss under the mistletoe.

Sci-Fi Greg: I'm outta here.

D&D Greg: Not from you, from a pretty girl! Don't flatter yourself.

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What's Her Face: Are you hitting on me?

Sci-Fi Greg: No I'm not, I promise you. But if I were, would you be interested?

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Science Fiction Greg: I don't even know what girls like!

Open Source Greg: Sugar and spice and everything nice?

Science Fiction Greg: That's what they're made of! I don't wanna build one.

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Sci Fi Greg: Parents be getting upset when their headcanon for their child doesn't turn out to be canon.

So and So: Exactly, but NEVER say it like that.