#marksider89

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King of Town: The Municipality has given Strong Bad two strikes.  We are very, very upset with him.  So, as a disciplinary measure, he is going to have to issue a formal apology.  Strong Bad, have you prepared your statement of regret?

Strong Bad: I have.

King of Town: Let’s hear it.

Strong Bad: [unfolds piece of paper and reads from it] I state my regret.

Marzipan: You couldn’t have memorized that?

Strong Bad: I could not because I do not feel it.

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marksider89 replied to your post “I finished BL3, I can finally stop avoiding spoilers………………. HECK YEAH....”

I'm only about halfway through, and someone's already spoiled a major plot point for me. :( There needs to be etiquette for how long one should wait before sharing potential spoilers. I say a month. Two weeks, minimum.

Oh damn. Yeah that sucks. I heard there was a big spoiler problem because someone who got to play it early leaked the ending. Some people enjoy spoiling that stuff on purpose, so you can never be safe..................

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Marzipan: Care to come with us?

Strong Bad: And spoil my carefully calculated air of selfishness and unconcern? Not until the last second, thank you very much.

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Homestar: Guess who just bought bubblegum-flavored shampoo?

Homestar: Wait, I meant bubblegum-scented.

Homestar: Never mind, it’s bubblegum-flavored, too.

Homestar: I just threw up.

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Strong Bad: All in all, a 100% successful trip! Marzipan: Strong Bad, we lost Homestar and Strong Sad. Strong Bad: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

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Strong Bad: I’ll make you sorry you were ever born!

Strong Sad: For your information, I’m already sorry I was ever born!

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Bubs: You’re really campaigning for Asshole of the Year, aren’t you?

Strong Bad: As defending champion, are you nervous?

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Marzipan: You really shouldn’t use a straw.

King of Town: Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s bad for the environment.

Marzipan: No, it’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti.

(Source: Twitter)