King of Town: The Municipality has given Strong Bad two strikes. We are very, very upset with him. So, as a disciplinary measure, he is going to have to issue a formal apology. Strong Bad, have you prepared your statement of regret?
Strong Bad: I have.
King of Town: Let’s hear it.
Strong Bad: [unfolds piece of paper and reads from it] I state my regret.
Marzipan: You couldn’t have memorized that?
Strong Bad: I could not because I do not feel it.












