#sciencevevo

[seanprouvaire]

alternatively: long distance is one where you couldnt cycle that far without getting bored of whatever playlist you put on

long distance is now 5 miles

[gayhorse420]

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what

[seanprouvaire]

a long distance relationship is one where they live a longer distance away than her penis

so if I buy more straps,

[seanprouvaire]

birth? maybe so

I sure am!

[carbonatedplasma]

lid, handcuffs, fossil

lid from a victorian ointment jar: Do you try to heal people? Howso?

i’d like to say i do??? idk, i usually make sure that people are comfortable and help them figure what things we could do to help ease a stressful situation 

handcuffs (not the sexy kind): do you like weird shit in bed? tell us about the weird shit

ok, so pg 13 bedtime includes absurd amounts of blankets, pillows, and a stuffed animal even tho i’m legally an adult. 18+ bedtime is like breathplay, tbh not sure how much i should share. i’m the type of person who tell a joke in the middle of everything if that gives u any idea

a fossil: when you die, what do you want to happen?

even tho i’m not religious, an afterlife sounds rad. especially a ghost life. some hmu in 60-70 years on a ouija board