#scoffyou

[eggsyarchived]

when are you writing that smut?

IT’S BEEN 2 SECONDS SINCE THEY SCORED AND I’M ALREADY GETTING BULLIED

CAN’T U SEE THIS IS AN EMOTIONAL TIME

[athaen]

I love you so much Mel, we know each other for almost a year and it’s been fantastic to be introduced to you, getting to know you and befriending you. I hope that in future you’ll get all your hopes and dreams, that they come true and that you evolve into everything better than you are now. It’s 🐝n so wonderful to be your friend and to be it in the future will be even more phenomenal. I hope that this 19th year of your life shows it’s beautiful colors, happy birthday Melanie 💕💗💞

theo ,   theodore ,   love   of   my   life .   the   year   i ’ ve   had   the   pleasure   of   being   your   friend   has   honestly   been   one   of   the   best   of   my   life       (   so   far   ofc   )       &       i   cannot   thank   you   enough   for   your   part   in   that .   i   still   remember   following   your   marty   from   clarice ,   nervous   that   you   wouldn ’ t   notice   me       &       i ’ d   fly   under   the   radar ,   but   what   do   you   know !   guess   i   won   your   lithuanian   heart   with   that   ploy .   i   remember   the   days   of   numerous   tea   spills       (   admittedly ,   that ’ s   all   on   me   )       &       the   bottom - hannibal   tag .   it ’ s   so   surreal   to   look   back   on ,   i   feel   like   i ' ve   known   you   forever .   thank   you   so   much   for   being   my   friend .   ♥   ♥   ♥

[isperobera]

        ❛  trouble   ———   that  way.  ❜  //  @scoffyou: sc.

[eggsyarchived]

Who’s Eggsy

who’s not Eggsy

[eggsyarchived]

❛    that's great , call the feds  --------------  but not while i'm still 'ere , yeah   ?   I don't need more shit on my rep , y'get me   ?    ❜  

@scoffyou    /    sc.

[eggsyarchived]

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<3333

@scoffyou   /    p.

[eggsyarchived]

That goalkeeper literally looks like Older Eggsy

FGHKJFDGJF

edit  :  @scoffyou Pickford is younger than Taron 

[velvetipped-archived]

@scoffyou / sc. 

             ‘  you look good.  ‘  and from ms priestly,  that was indeed high praise.  ‘ those shoes are exquisite.   are they  ITALIAN  leather ?  ‘