#scooby don't

[aunti-christ-ine]

"RUT-ROHH!!!"

[giallogatta]

Since they're doing Scooby Doo spinoffs now, I'll tell you that one *I* would want to see would be a courtroom drama about the lawyers who are forced to defend the crooks the Gang catches, using arguments such as, "werewolves live in the woods and so shouldn't have to pay taxes anyway" and "how do we know the *real* Cleopatra wasn't a bath salts dealer?"

[fodderstompferz]

scooby don't, obscure 90s punk band from minneapolis. this is their sole album...

[multifandomlandfill]

How has, with all the Scooby-Doo reboots out there, there never been one called "Scooby-Don't" which tells tales of the scooby gang training scooby.

A good example of a mystery that might occur in this series is "Scooby-Don't Pee on the Carpet" where it turns out the landlord (dressed like a ghost) peed on their carpet so they don't have to give back the security deposit when the scooby gang move out next month.

[chronivore]

1995

[boobytrapzap]

[otomates-a]

✘ sofia do u think u deserve that love and affection tm

My muse has to tell nothing but the truth. Ask them funny questions, get personal, query about the people around them or pester them for their deepest darkest secrets - go wild! Include ✘ with the asks!

               “I ———”  Well, how difficult. There’s a subtle furrow to her brow that gives away she’d rather not respond at all. The longer she tries to bite her tongue, the more obvious her frown grows. The idea of admitting her feelings terrifies her, in all honesty. They’re often misconstrued because of her speech, after all, but…  “I… Yes, I do.”  She closes her umbrella promptly after answering and holds if in front of her, nervously picking at the white lace adorning its edges.  “It’s… far simpler than I make it sound. I don’t think I deserve to be loved or cherished by my father, at all. He should’ve smothered me in my crib or left me on the doorstep of an orphanage. He did his absolute worst after mother died and we are very distant with one-another. But…”

               It’s everyone else who’s a problem. She’d all but ruined her relationship with her sister when she was young and stupid. The damage is lasting, whether she wants to admit it or not. Making friends is nigh impossible. Love, romance? She thinks she’ll sooner end up dead in a cave, eaten by some monster with sharp teeth.

               “I am… an honest person. I never lie because of how I speak to others.”  That’s really what it came down to. She’s terrible, so why would she deserve the patience and understanding of others? Let alone love and affection.  “So, yes.”

[necrofuturism]

WHY THE FUCK IS SCOOBY DOO IN GALACTICA 1980

I’M GOING TO DEFENESTRATE MYSELF THIS IS BEYOND EMBARRASSING