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What kind of Millennialâ˘ď¸ are you?
Avocado toast millennial
I am bird watcher now.
I ran a marathon for fun?
Yes, I am currently working on five fiber art projectsâŚ
Other millennial stereotype that I will write in the tags.
I am unfortunately not part of the greatest generation aka here for the result
Please share!
Etna rockin' Marnie's outfit.
he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced
he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this
Whaddaya know, an extra hour in the ball pit really does help.
So many American left voters have no patience for the process of creating a long term fix. If it's not done in two years, they can't be bothered to stick with it and so Democrats lose power again despite being the only viable governmental path towards what they want.
This cycle really does repeat every time the Democrats are just shy of enough momentum to make real progressive moves. We never put them fully into the driver's seat despite knowing what Republicans do (consolidate wealth and power) when they're in that position.
And even then they'll bitch at Democrats for not fixing things because they just EXPECT Republicans to fuck everything up. They attack Jeffries and Schumer instead of Johnson and Thune.
AND, every time this cycle repeats, the thing the "mainstream" Democratic Party learns from it is that the voters punish those progressive moves, which is why they keep drifting rightward and why they aren't as aggressive about opposing the Republicans' bad policies as they ought to be.
I have a tiny bit of hope this time around because we're seeing a wave of "mainstream" Democrats losing primary elections to more avowedly progressive candidates. And I also have a tiny bit of hope because I live in a purple state and I keep overhearing conversations in coffee shops that imply that the Republicans are in fact taking most of the heat for the naked corruption and the rising prices for essentials and starting another war and so on.
But we're never getting out of this cycle until we -- the voters -- start rewarding the leftward moves no matter how hesitant and inadequate, instead of punishing them.
This. So much of the left has their thinking backwards. You get the politicians you show up for. If you stay home, the people who do show up are the ones who decide our collective future.
And right wingers always show up. So we constantly drift toward the people actually bothering.
If we want real change, we have to fucking work for it. Daily. For decades. The left has to accept this or we will never get out.
oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils đĽşđĽşđĽş brb I will draw an artistâs rendition
^ like this. waaaaaugh đĽşđĽşđĽşđĽşđĽş
driving my chevy to the levee today
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Fernando is brushed regularly.
Before brushing:
Fernando is brushed regularly.
I think about this cake every day
sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious
OP, I hope you donât mind me making an addition:
When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as weâd done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake youâd write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, âHappy Birthday Courtneyâ. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.
The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name âJuanâ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (Iâve never seen âMileyâ without the E, either, but itâs believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where Iâm one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?
This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me âCourtney Mily Jaun Pabloâ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.
I love a botched cake.
one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said
No One Like You
now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"
for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU âšď¸đ"
I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts
The Cake Wrecks blog is one that I miss.
Miss? It's still goin' strong!
Jen started this blog in May of 2008 one night when she was bored. She honestly never thought anyone would read it. She's also not very good
