i was trying to get to sleep last night when i became seized by a strong desire to determine which sharks devil's minion would be, if they were sharks. kind of thing that happens sometimes.
armand was easy, he's a small-spotted catshark. they have enormous boba eyes and teeny-tiny teeth. look at this thing.
daniel, i think, is a scoophead. geddit? but a hammerhead species is well-suited, i feel, as the cephalofoil – the 'hammer' – gives them superior vision and depth perception.
thank you for reading. please join me in dreaming of further vampires as elasmobranchs, if you wish.















