ScotPiri Mermaid!AU but it's like this...
Philippines: I'd sure like to go to this party [close-up of the invitation shows the writing is completely smeared and unreadable]
Philippines: but I can't read the invitation!
Scotland: Me neither.
Philippines: Whoever sent this obviously has no idea about the physical limitations of life underwater!
Philippines: Well, might as well throw these in the fire. [he and Scotland throw their invitations in a camp fire and warm their hands]










