#hetalia incorrect

[aphmcu-mha]

America: Are you fucking my brother?

Prussia: Sounds like you don’t need me to answer that

[marsinout]

Estonia: Lithuania, you do not look fine at all. Lithuania: I am 100% fine and you're wrong. Estonia: Your tired face says otherwise.

[crashing9against9the9walls]

America and China after the Spy Balloon Incident...

China: I had a reason

America: What was the reason? WHAT WAS THE REASON!?!

China: I just explained, I just explained the reason

America: WHAT WAS THE REASON BITCH!?!

China: I don't need to explain myself to you

America: WHAT WAS THE REASOOOON!?!

[jwdoodles]

America: I’ve been eating peanut M&Ms in the hopes that if a cannibal eats me and is allergic to peanuts, I get my revenge.

Canada: That started out normal...

[aphmcu-mha]

Japan: Did you you know if you have a song stuck in your head it means that your soulmate’s singing it?

America: WHO THE FUCK IS SINGING SINGLE LADIES AT 3- nvm that’s a vibe

[aphmcu-mha]

Romano, being sarcastic: Yeah, I lost the ability to give a shit at a very young age. It was a very tragic accident. Never recovered

[crashing9against9the9walls]

Singapore: Mal, am I boring?

Malaysia: Of course not, sweetie pie.

Singapore: Then why don't Indo and Piri want to hang out with me?

Malaysia: Uh... uh...

Malaysia, thinking to himself: Think, Malaysia, think! Your little bro is feeling insecure. This is a real parenting situation. What you say now can affect him for the rest of his life, so say the right thing. Say the right thing!

Malaysia: THE RIGHT THING!

Singapore: What?

Malaysia: SPEAK TO VIETNAM! [Runs away]

[crashing9against9the9walls]

Vietnam: What's going on?

Philippines: Well Vivi, apparently America is gay, finds me very attractive, and confused about his sexual identity puked up all over my floor.

Vietnam: Oh dear.

Philippines: Yes.