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Archer season 11 opening intro
ZAKWITS 4EVER
"... can i call my mom?"
stokrotka meets a random ass baby
stokrotka takes a quick detourto a spa with her new best friend, alice lewis, before a date with marcus. you bet there was a rampaging werewolf in there
THE BIG QUESTION BABY. AND THE ANSWER WAS YES!
and the universe sent stokrotka and marcus a burglar and a useless cop right after. you get something, you give something
NEXT UP: THE WEDDING SPECIAL!
did you know 5/2 equals 2 1/2?
(voice of a 10 hour instagram reels screentime) on god we do NOT fuck with bro
malley and his stupid ass ginger emo bang i am going to put him a washighn machine on turbo speed. whats wrong with him
homer caruso. mr balding
rileyyyy sniffle emoji. riley baby
BIG FAT ZAKWIT WEDDING
the big day has come - noncommital divorcee marcus flex and marriage destroyer stokrotka zakwit are getting MARRIED!
couldnt hold back from making them kiss a hundred times and taking even more photos
"you know why the chicken crossed the road?"
"...no, marcus."
"beGOGause! why arent you laughign stokrotka"
"hell yeah brother"
gaja and wincenty, noticing the lack of any care from the adults, have resorted to entertaining themselves
HEEEEERE COMES THE BRIDE. IN THE PUBLIC PARK
post wedding kisses <3
and post wedding ALIEN KIDNAPPING
beatrycze is strangely enthusiastic about #allat
aaaand here it goes down the drain. two broken condoms in btw
#oops
the ever loving and accepting father has been enthusiastically informed. we now await the arrival for the child which i definitely want i say through tears and snot
struggling through life
ZAKWITS ONCE AGAIN: OLDER, DUMBER, MORE OF THEM
stokrotka hit the big young adult-adult bday in the peace of her own home, and right after her the twins!
we keep on grinding, keep on sleeping and pretending to know how to do our job.
a collage of me, stokrotka and marcus suffering through raising two infants in the sims 4. never again, i said.
best surgeon around. "I TELL YOU, BEATRYCZE, HER HEART WAS STILL BEATING WHEN I PUT IT BACK IN!!!!"
marcus got kidnapped by aliens. unfortunately, they did not deem him good enough to be impregnated and we wont be raising any alien offspring (... yet, at least)
and here is marcus' son from a previous marriage to a college professor he somehow got custody of - artur flex! (like my name. i did not name him that. i wouldnt hurt a child like that)
bye bye serenaaa
and here is marcus defiling every known law of matter and space to play with gaja. father of the year
LADIES GET YOURSELF A MAN WHO DOESNT CARE ABOUT PHYSICS AND WILL QUANTUM JUMP THROUGH YOUR JACKET TO KISS YOU.
awww the schmookies
wincenty & gaja aged up again and mitchell swung by to finally see his offspring. i think its pretty clear who took after who