https://twitter.com/scottiemadethis/status/1407449241535004672
EDIT: i shared the art but forgot to add the link to where i found it initially - a hysterically giddy svsss crack fic with a scene inspired by the art 😱🤣 (featuring 3 most excellent ch titles and a breaking-the-4th-wall-writing style that is just so much fun!)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33440245
to boil a frog by todesesser
relationships: Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū
characters: Luò Bīnghé, Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, Shàng Qīnghuá
additional tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - No System, RIP System, Binghe POV, Wooing Shizun, Kidnapping, Attempted Cannibalism, System likes ripping SQQ's clothes off
author's summary:
In the days before the Immortal Alliance Conference, Luo Binghe finds his life upended when Shizun starts behaving coldly toward him. When Shen Qingqiu begins having nightmares, Binghe delves into his dreams only to find his master held under duress. Will Binghe be able to rescue Shizun from this intruder, keep competing suitors at bay, and win over the love of his life?
(or Luo Binghe kills the system and enacts his plan to seduce the most oblivious man in airplane’s creation)
