#scottsmcalls

[rileymatthews]

You didn’t think this was the end of the story, did you?

[farklelucas]

omg i love your ladylike high school hc's! what are your buzzfeed high ships and what's one headcanon you have for them??

thank you mauricio i fucking love u

zugene - they are slow burn. the slowest fucking burn. it’s ugly how slow of a burn it is. keith and ned have to fucking force them together. but when they do get together (at a school dance, of all fucking places) they are a gross pda couple. so in love. it’s nasty.

ned/ariel - they are….. literally so cute. okay so ned carries all of ariel’s books around and ariel has ‘mrs. fulmer’ doodled in the margins of her notebooks and one day ned sees it while holding her chem book and actually cries thinking “fuck im gonna marry that girl one day.”

standrew - okay these boys are so fucking cute and it warms my heart. every friday is their date night and they take each other to their fave restaurants… of course they’re a lil poor so it’s not always the fanciest establishment but you better bet for their year anniversary in sophomore year (bc yeah they started dating in freshman year….. fight me on it) they go all fucking out.

becky/keith - they grew up together, their moms are on the pta together, and they would always play like ninja warrior dragon fighters as children. (keith was always a dragon who hoarded food and becky was a ninja warrior fighter who always wore a morph suit.)

ashtel - ashly works at a fast food restaurant and chantel always comes in to hang with her after her shift. she won’t order any fast food but she has to order something to hang around so she orders one coffee and sits in her corner with her book until ash is ready to leave. all of ashly’s coworkers just think her girlfriend is weirdly coffee-addicted.

shyan - their first date, is, of course, to a scary movie. ryan tries to do the yawn and stretch thing within the first ten minutes but he’s too short so he fails. this causes shane to die of laughter, cackling for a good ten minutes, patrons sitting around them shushing them and ryan trying to ask satan to open the ground and swallow him up.

and this one is a bonus bc no one but me ships them but. after seeing this video. i can’t not.

bonus: jen/kelsey (jelsey) - one day jen finds kelsey drunkenly crying at eugene’s party (fucking everyone is there - drama kids, band kids, cheerleaders, science geeks, etc. everyone.) and she sits down next to her, quiet for a while, and is like “you okay??” and kelsey puts on a big drunken kelsey smile and is like “yep!! perfectly fine, just unlovable and intolerable, but what else is new.” and then she starts crying again bc she doesn’t have a prom date and it’s a month away and she doesn’t want to ask eugene to go to another dance with her bc he’s dating zach and - “i’ll go with you.” kelsey laughs, and then stutters when jen looks serious. “wait, fuck you, seriously?” “yeah. i’m not dating anyone and you’re really cool, kelsey. i mean, if you want to go with me - “ “i’ll go if you want to.” “uh, yeah, i’d like that.” long story short they decide to go as “friends” and then as “friends with benefits” and then another girl asks jen to dance at prom and kelsey gets jealous and they end up “girlfriends.”

[fancybois]

for a prompt can you write standrew having their first kiss at midnight on new years eve please and thank you!

Okay so I wanted to have this up around New Years, obviously, but like I am so so sorry for the heavy angst that is about to ensue. I’ll make it up to y’all I promise. I’m sorry Mauricio! (I’m so so sorry)

No more prompts for now pls!

Multicolored lights flash as they spin around the dim room that is covered in shiny gold and silver streamers, ‘2018′ on display in every corner. Steven had only gotten back to LA two days prior from his trip to Singapore and Malaysia and not only was he tired as all hell, but he was also sad. 

It hit him when he was at his grandma’s house in Malaysia, looking out the window at the beautiful view, and he wished Ying was there with him. He hadn’t seen her since September, and he misses her like crazy. Her hugs, holding her hand, kissing her. He misses kissing a lot.

He couldn’t go back home after his trip abroad, needing to be back at Buzzfeed for the new year, so Steven was here, at an unofficial staff New Years Eve party so he doesn’t spend the transition to the new year alone. Jen is standing next to him, nodding as Freddie, Chantal and Ashly make comments about the Mariah Carey performance being projected onto the wall. 

He had already wished Ying a happy new year, her being four hours ahead of him, so he halfheartedly pays attention to the women as he casually looks around the room. Curly, Jazzmyne, and Julissa dance intensely on the dance floor as their surrounding coworkers cheer them on. Brittany and Kelsey are near the drinks, shooting back shots of something. Not too far from them Steven sees Andrew and Adam chatting with a few other coworkers, beer in hand. 

He makes eye contact with Jen, pointing to Andrew and Adam. She nods, giving him a wave. “Excuse me ladies, I have some co-hosts to greet.” He directs to Freddie, Chantal, and Ashly. “See ya later, Steven.”

He hadn't seen Andrew or Adam since their trip to New York to film some episodes for season four of Worth It. He had sent pictures of the delicious food he ate during his trip to Andrew to make him jealous, to which he would reply with various forms of the term ‘asshole.’ The memory made him smile. 

Most people didn’t think he and Andrew would get along, Steven didn’t either, but Andrew, despite being a big old grump 70% of the time, is funny and smart and chill. Steven would dare to say he missed him, if it didn’t feel weird to admit that to even just himself. A shiver runs up his spine at the thought. 

Steven slides up next to Andrew, so as to not startle him. He knows from experience that it puts him in a bad mood. “Heyyy, did ya miss me?”

He turns his head in time to seen Andrew and Adam give him an unimpressed look. Andrew rolls his eyes at him and then gives him a small smirk, “Hello Steven, did you have fun on your trip?”

Steven briefly flashes back to his sadness back in Malaysia, choosing to ignore it. “Yeah, you know, lots of new experiences. Lots of good food.”

“Yeah. I know you jerk.” Andrew elbows him, Steven blows a raspberry in response. 

“Child.” Andrew teases, “I guess we’re going to lose the peace and quiet we were getting used to.” 

“Aww,” Steven wraps an arm around Andrew’s shoulders, “I missed you too buddy.” He was teasing him, but butterflies began to stir in his stomach. 

Andrew glares and him then glances down to the floor, trying to hide a small smile from Steven. Steven knew better than to tease him about it. So instead he gives his shoulder a light squeeze. He looks up at Steven, their faces close. Steven gives him a gentle, reassuring smile, to which Andrew returns with an almost bashful smile of his own. Steven’s heart felt warm, finding comfort in the gaze and Andrew’s warm body next to him. It’s the best he’s felt in weeks.

“A thirty seconds till midnight!” Someone yelled in the crowd. 

Their group turn their heads toward the projection of the countdown happening at Grand Park, with the an ever changing light show and countdown being projected onto the Los Angeles City Hall building. Steven’s arm slips down to Andrew’s waist so that he can get a better view.

Ciara, the thousands of people in the park, and everyone at the party start counting down. 

10

9

8

7

Steven feels Andrew’s eyes on him. He turns to look to him, raising an eyebrow. Andrew looks almost conflicted. 

5

4

3

2

Andrew leans in close, face almost too close to his. “Andrew wha-”

“Shh.”

And then Andrew’s lips find his. Something settles in Steven’s chest. He feels warm and safe, pulling Andrew closer, missing the feeling of lips on his. He hears a buzzing from the cheers an excitement, but everything else is dulls out, too focused on kissing back. He feels the prickle of Andrew’s facial hair against his face, which throws him off slightly. It’s when they pull back that the buzzing intensifies and a rock collapses in Steven’s stomach. 

Andrew looks full of bliss, “I’ve been wanting to do that for forever.” He says quietly, but loud enough for Steven to hear him over the celebration. Andrew’s eyes flicker open to see Steven’s eyebrows knitted, eyes wide. Steven feels like he’s going to vomit. 

“Steven?” Andrew tries, but Steven backs away slowly, a stunned expression on his face as he stumbles into the crowd. 

He cheated, he’s a cheater. And what’s worse? 

He liked every second of it.

[roadlesswandered]

veronica lodge and rachel green please!

Veronica Lodge

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: definition of a ride or die + reformed “mean” girlworst quality: used to be spoiledship them with: archie, cheryl, betty, reggiebrotp them with: everyoneneeds to stay away from: her dad lol.misc. thoughts: i would kill for her tbh

Rachel Greene

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: great friend, super understandingworst quality: used to be spoiled lol.ship them with: joey + early seasons rossbrotp them with: monica, chandler, phoebeneeds to stay away from: barry! yuckmisc. thoughts: my favorite character on friends, i relate to her so much + i just want her to be happy

[brunchcrush]

(wheeze) and skeptic believer

thanks dude !! 

(wheeze): do you have any weird habits? hmmmmmm. im not sure. i hate light when i sleep, any light even natural. i dont put honey/sugar in my peppermint tea, but honey in everything else (or sugar). i cant think of much, im sorry. im sure i do tho. 

skeptic believer: are you more of a Ryan or a Shane? hmmm, ok. personality: shane (in terms of sense of humor) beliefs: ryan, like stances on aliens/ghosts/etc i guess. 

buzzfeed unsolved asks!

[farklelucas]

YOUR BUZZFEED HIGH HEADCANONS GIVE ME LIFE THEY'RE SO GOOD!!! do you have any headcanons for what would happen at their new year's eve party??

hope u like your nye headcanons 18 days into the new year mauricio ajskdlf

everybody is drunk as fuck, first of all. everyone. drunk.

everybody has someone to make out with at midnight. everyone. don’t have an s.o.??? do not even worry. a friend will make out with you. live your dreams.

there is a karaoke machine; both a blessing and a mistake

ladylike sings spice girls songs

shane and ryan do a hilarious and terrible rendition of total eclipse of the heart

devin hits UP the taylor swift section and cries during

kelsey sings girls like girls while dancing v provocatively and no one can find jen to fucking stop her gf

zach and keith sing anything you can do i can do better

then keith just sings the muppet theme song by himself

the try guys do an impromptu irish dance session and teach the other guys how to join in

simultaneously devin teaches pole dancing. where did that pole come from? no one knows. devin is really drunk and won’t tell anyone.

eventually they figure out how to hook a laptop up to the tv and it’s a fucking mess they go back and forth between meme videos (jen), conspiracy videos (ryan), pimple popping videos (freddie), and actual fucking music (kristin)

everyone is a different kind of drunk and it’s really fucking funny (crying drunks devin and kristin, sexual drunks kelsey and eugene, happy drunks zach and jared, cold and aloof drunks chantel and quinta, loud and talkative drunks shane and sara, disappearing drunks jen & daysha, etc.)

zack and justin can always be found at the keg no matter what time of the night it is

ned is ALWAYS heard screaming. usually “GET SOOOOOME” but other stuff too.

keith often just goes “shhh rowdy boy” and pats ned on the head to try to quiet him down. it doesn’t work.

kelsey somehow gets glitter and tinsel everywhere and on everyone and no one knows how.

sara does new years themed paintings on everyone and everyone fucking cries what an artiste

jazz does everyone’s makeup too

jared and niki can be found crying, drunk, having a “no you’re MY best friend” contest and kristin and mike can be found doing the same

they all freak out during the countdown and after making out go outside and set off fireworks

jen and steven set them off…… it’s a disaster

basically, like all of their parties, they go hard

check out my buzzfeed series for more!!!

[farklelucas]

Tag Game!

i was tagged by @magnaflourious-nerdity! thank you mom!!!!

Colors I’m Currently Wearing: black top, blue jeans. blue socks. that’s about it.

Last Band Tee-Shirt I Bought: oof dude i have no idea... probably a panic! at the disco t-shirt

Last Band I Saw Live: technically i guess hayley kiyoko, unless you count war on the catwalk which i wouldn’t so.......

Last Movie I Saw: in theater??? or just generally? bc in theater i last saw jumanji 2 and overall i last saw three billboards outside of ebbing misouri.

Last Three TV Shows I Watched: total drama, rupaul’s all stars, whose line is it anyway?

Last Three Characters I Identified With: noah, farkle minkus, and will byers

Books I’m Currently Reading: im not really reading anything atm asjdkfl, but next i plan to read not your sidekick among a bunch of other books.

i tag @loveallthatjazz and @scottsmcalls

[farklelucas]

brett talbot

bisexual as FUCK

in love with liam dunbar

dumb

would die in a dumb way

hold so much anger in our small bodies

would die for liam dunbar

would die for mason hewitt

would die for scott mccall

not dead

curly hair

snark machine

can’t wait to live their best Gay Life

send me a character & i’ll compare them to myself