#scoutings

[worstaid]

It’s never too late to have a language-barrier meme!

💉  —— “ ...I said ‘ Hallo, mein Freund. ’ ”

“ It is practically English. Das ist lächerli—— ”

“ WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KNOW THAT WORD?! ”

[zweiherzen-a]

     ❝ A LITTLE BIRD CAME AND TOLD ME THAT SOMEONE is bullying Archimedes. ❞  And when Archimedes barely eats enough as it is!  ❝ That’s just deplorable. How would he like it if I poisoned all that horrible sugar-in-a-can stuff that his little demon is constantly drowning himself in? ❞

     ( If Archimedes hates that man’s guts, then Ludwig will be glad to pull them straight out of the culprit’s stomach for the boy. )

[blu-force-a-nature]

"Can I get a fuckin' uhhhhhhhhhhhhh....."

Don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it…

[rocketjumpingpatriot]

@scoutings.

“Wake up Scout! You were supposed to be up at 3:45, and it’s 4am now! Why is everyone in my unit so lazy? We’ve got to run! You’re going to run laps around the entire base until you drop dead!”

[tcxastough]

@scoutings​

【🔧】— “Oh, yer th’ team’s scout, huh?” Wasn’t this guy a bit too young to be throwing his life away on poorly sanctioned mercenary work? Then again, most men tended to look a lot younger without traces of facial hair, so he might have been older than he looked.

       “Y’ look awful sweaty, you just git back from a jog?” That actually sounded like a good idea, the engineer could stand to work on her cardio a bit.

[bushmannsrules]

“Any bones broken?”

3 LITTLE WORDS… || starter pack

“Nah, nah. I don’t think so.” Mick responded, hissing through his teeth and wincing as he limped after Scout. “Bloody nasty fall, though. Didn’t expect t’be pushed off.”