Thinking about the dichotomy of SCP-1609 and SCP-5031.
One was a harmless magic chair whose sole purpose was to teleport behind someone anytime they thought “I could use a place to sit,” and yet people still tried to destroy it so they wouldn’t have to deal with it anymore. They threw it in a woodchipper and it became violent and dangerous, teleporting the sawdust and splinters of wood it had become inside of people’s lungs.
The other was an otherworldly monstrosity with a scythe blade on its tail and six arms, at first they threw it in a metal box where it screamed for hours but the new scientist in charge gave it a chance and treated it with kindness, they taught it to spell and to cook and to play the piano and now it loves throwing parties and testing new recipes and socializing with its friends.
It’s just...
