#scp 1879

[tatangadragon]

scp doodle page but I only used red AND you can easily tell my favourite is 2521

[tadeuszstrange]

[cascudosbombado]

Scp 1879-2 versão pescadora de hazbin hotel

Espécie de demônio:hiena demoníaca

[fictional-men-enthusiast]

FUCK YOU—

*beams this into your brain*

[ripchaos69]

SCP incorrect quotes time

SCP-1879: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.  SCP-1471: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.  SCP-5045: A realist sees a freight train.  SCP-2030: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks. 

SCP-2030: SCP-1879, you risked your life to save me!  SCP-1879: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. 

SCP-5094: Who's in charge here?  SCP-5045, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest. 

SCP-5094: I think I need a hug...  SCP-2030: Good thing I'm hug shaped!  *45 minutes later*  SCP-5094: You... you can let go now.  SCP-2030: No, I absolutely cannot. 

SCP-1879: Hey, SCP-5054. Why did the chicken cross the road?  SCP-5045: To get to the other side?  SCP-1879: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“  SCP-5045: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?  SCP-1879: To get to the idiot’s house.  SCP-5045: ...Ok?  SCP-4166: Hey, SCP-5054. Knock knock.  SCP-5045: No.  SCP-4166: You were supposed to say “who’s there?”  SCP-5045: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?  SCP-4166: The chicken.  SCP-5045: SCP-1879: SCP-4166: SCP-5045: Listen here you little shits-

SCP-5094: I have a problem.  SCP-1471: Kill it.  SCP-5094: Can you chill for like, two seconds? 

SCP-5094: You three, explain right now!  SCP-2030: It was SCP-1471.  SCP-4166: It was SCP-1471.  SCP-1879: It was SCP-1471.  SCP-1471: SCP-1471: …fuck. 

SCP-1471: What happened to your nose?  SCP-1879: I used it to break some guy's fist. 

SCP-2030: *Game show voice* Time for your favorite game, guess what problems I have today! Is it insomnia? Is it depression? Anxiety? The urge to murder? Lack of appetite?  SCP-5049: I’m going to go with… Anxiety, maybe with a little bit of feeling like shit?  SCP-2030: Congratulations SCP-5049, you win a million dollars and a will to live that I never had!

SCP-1879: I thought I told you to stop reading my emails.  SCP-1471: Well, I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets!

SCP-2030: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...  SCP-2030: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.  SCP-4166: ...That took an unexpected turn.  SCP-1471: So did their neck.

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

scp x jurassic park updates

[laura-eclipese]

[realsparrowboy]

Drew my pookie wookie boo boo bear sugar booger hunny bunny juicilicious luxurious king (how the FUCK do you shade clothes)