SCP incorrect quotes time
SCP-1879: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
SCP-1471: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
SCP-5045: A realist sees a freight train.
SCP-2030: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
SCP-2030: SCP-1879, you risked your life to save me!
SCP-1879: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
SCP-5094: Who's in charge here?
SCP-5045, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
SCP-5094: I think I need a hug...
SCP-2030: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
SCP-5094: You... you can let go now.
SCP-2030: No, I absolutely cannot.
SCP-1879: Hey, SCP-5054. Why did the chicken cross the road?
SCP-5045: To get to the other side?
SCP-1879: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“
SCP-5045: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?
SCP-1879: To get to the idiot’s house.
SCP-5045: ...Ok?
SCP-4166: Hey, SCP-5054. Knock knock.
SCP-5045: No.
SCP-4166: You were supposed to say “who’s there?”
SCP-5045: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?
SCP-4166: The chicken.
SCP-5045:
SCP-1879:
SCP-4166:
SCP-5045: Listen here you little shits-
SCP-5094: I have a problem.
SCP-1471: Kill it.
SCP-5094: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
SCP-5094: You three, explain right now!
SCP-2030: It was SCP-1471.
SCP-4166: It was SCP-1471.
SCP-1879: It was SCP-1471.
SCP-1471:
SCP-1471: …fuck.
SCP-1471: What happened to your nose?
SCP-1879: I used it to break some guy's fist.
SCP-2030: *Game show voice* Time for your favorite game, guess what problems I have today! Is it insomnia? Is it depression? Anxiety? The urge to murder? Lack of appetite?
SCP-5049: I’m going to go with… Anxiety, maybe with a little bit of feeling like shit?
SCP-2030: Congratulations SCP-5049, you win a million dollars and a will to live that I never had!
SCP-1879: I thought I told you to stop reading my emails.
SCP-1471: Well, I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets!
SCP-2030: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
SCP-2030: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
SCP-4166: ...That took an unexpected turn.
SCP-1471: So did their neck.