#scp 458

[spyroforlife]

sometimes I remember the existence of SCP-458 and just think damn. I could really really go for that right now

easily near the top of the list of SCPs that I wish existed and that I could get my hands on

please I want the perfect pizza tailored exactly to my tastes ough give it to me

[scp-confessions-dpt]

I feel like I would be a huge disappointment if I ever got to use that pizza box SCP because I’ve never really eaten anything other than pineapple-ham pizza so I’m scared to try anything else…

Thank you for your submission

[nakaharasknife]

i can not express how accurate this is. i'm going insane i think this is the most accurate thing ive ever seen in my entire life across all media all life everything

[chemtrailactivist]

[ask-shutter-ghost]

I found this pizza box....

It's from that scp foundation.

Shutter Ghost: Ooh, I should probably return this! . . . Right after a few slices of haybale pizza.

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Mod Mittens: "Probably" LOL. Pepperoni and sausage for me, please!

Also I stole the pizza box cover from here because I was too tired to try recreating the logo XD

[zal-cryptid]

SCP-458 and SCP-002

[nosleeppotions]

I imagine Cronan would stand out at Pizza parties, since he likes pineapple on his pizza. Heck he'd be thrilled if it has EXTRA pineapple.

Also I'm convinced Mallory would want to get captured if it gives him an opportunity to get access to SCP 458, pizza wasn't invented yet in his world and after Cro introduced him to it he's clearly developed a little bit of an addiction (yes he also likes pineapple because Cronan had introduced him to pizza via his own favorite so...)

Basically Dr Grim uses a lot of his salary to feed a deity pizza and other junk food but in exchange said deity has to do most of the grocery shopping in general any other time... thank goodness they're very active people because most people that see Grim the twig wouldn't BELIEVE how much junk food he consumes every week.

Both roommates likely despise whenever Cro has to be away from home (example: to work on-site for a while, etc.) because Mal isn't willing to deal with people and technically neither is Cro when among co-workers. So junk food in those times aren't common and they're forced to be full on healthy at those times... oh well.

Their dog is probably also hecking spoiled, as she deserves to be :)

- Rogue-Archivist Tin Man

[breadynbutter]

Oversimplified SCP Chapter 122 - SCP-458: The Never Ending Pizza Box