Dr. Paradox: Hazel, what do we say when someone helps us?
SCP-7824: Thank you.
Dr. Paradox: Excellent! And what do we say when someone steals your cookie?
SCP-7824: Give it back, bitch.
Dr. Paradox:…Half credit.
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Dr. Paradox: Hazel, what do we say when someone helps us?
SCP-7824: Thank you.
Dr. Paradox: Excellent! And what do we say when someone steals your cookie?
SCP-7824: Give it back, bitch.
Dr. Paradox:…Half credit.
Dr. Glass: Time for bed.
SCP-7824: No.
Dr. Glass: Why not?
SCP-7824: Sleep is the free trial of death.
Dr. Glass: Who told you that?
SCP-7824: Dr. Iceberg.
Dr. Iceberg: I WAS JOKING.
✧༺✦✮✦༻∞ Hazel Miller (SCP-7824) ∞༺✦✮✦༻✧
Item #: SCP-7824
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-7824 is to be housed in a modified child-safe living quarters at Site-17, furnished to resemble a standard residential environment suitable for a child of five years. All walls and floors are to be equipped with non-harmful teleportation-resistant sensors to monitor SCP-7824’s movements. Personnel assigned to SCP-7824 must have undergone psychological training for interacting with anomalous minors and must maintain a patient, reassuring demeanor. SCP-7824 is allowed supervised recreational activities and education appropriate to her age. Interaction with unassigned personnel is strictly prohibited unless clearance is given by Level 2 or higher staff. Any instances of unauthorized teleportation are to be logged immediately, and staff must assess triggers and context before disciplinary action.
Description:
SCP-7824 is a human female, approximately five years of age, named Hazel Miller. SCP-7824 possesses the ability to instantaneously relocate herself and any object in direct physical contact with her across variable distances, including across walls and locked doors. Teleportation appears to be consciously controlled, though SCP-7824 demonstrates limited spatial awareness when stressed or upset, occasionally reappearing in unsafe locations. SCP-7824’s abilities manifest most strongly under emotional distress. Physical or psychological discomfort often triggers involuntary teleportation. Despite this, SCP-7824 displays normal physical development and cognitive function for her age, with above-average emotional intelligence.
Addendum 7824-A – Discovery and Containment:
SCP-7824 came to Foundation attention following reports by child welfare services of a missing child and unexplained incidents at the residence of her biological parents, [REDACTED]. Biological parents, citing inability to manage SCP-7824’s abilities, voluntarily surrendered custody to Foundation personnel. Initial containment was complicated by SCP-7824’s frequent and unexpected teleportation attempts; however, she acclimated to a controlled environment with minimal incidents following implementation of age-appropriate containment measures.
Psychological Profile:
SCP-7824 demonstrates signs of mild anxiety and separation-related distress. Early interviews indicate a strong attachment to familiar caretakers and an intuitive understanding of her abilities. SCP-7824’s emotional state directly correlates with the frequency and unpredictability of teleportation. Behavioral therapy sessions are ongoing, focusing on emotional regulation, communication skills, and safe control of her abilities.
Addendum 7824-B – Notes from Dr. Simon Glass, Assigned Psychologist:
“Hazel is incredibly perceptive for her age. She knows when someone is frustrated with her and reacts instantly. She’s scared of being punished for things she can’t control. Our sessions focus on teaching her that mistakes don’t make her ‘bad,’ and that her abilities aren’t inherently dangerous if she learns to manage them. She has the potential to be one of the most cooperative SCP subjects in the long term if approached correctly.”
Incident Reports:
• Incident 7824-03: SCP-7824 teleported out of her room during a sleepover simulation, appearing in a secure storage corridor. No injuries occurred. Post-incident counseling emphasized emotional triggers and stress recognition.
• Incident 7824-07: During a supervised play session, SCP-7824 unintentionally teleported herself and a stuffed animal across three rooms. The event confirmed the range of her teleportation is at least 12 meters indoors.
Addendum 7824-C – Classification Rationale:
SCP-7824 is designated Safe due to her cooperative nature, predictability when in familiar settings, and the low risk posed to staff and the public when proper containment protocols are followed. Ongoing observation and psychological support are deemed sufficient for long-term containment.