Apr 17, 2025
SCP of the Day (41)
SCP-2599 "Not Good Enough" - Euclid Class
A girl who cannot disobey ANY direct command but can never complete it perfectly or to the full extent.
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SCP of the Day (41)
SCP-2599 "Not Good Enough" - Euclid Class
A girl who cannot disobey ANY direct command but can never complete it perfectly or to the full extent.
(Wikipage)
Whether or not 2599 wins, it would be funny if the Foundation had to add “2599’s powers can affect other people, but only in the context of a weird Tumblr poll about us full of classified information these people shouldn’t have.” What I’m saying is that if anyone here has an account we should make this tournament canon.
Jokes aside don't vandalize an article for this. You can however write fics or any other expression of art!
Vote for 2599 because her powers apparently fucked up my propaganda post by making me mess up her number and call her 2559 by accident! (Whoops)
Oh fuck it's spreading. Now that's something we can to her file
If 2599 (I think I mistakenly called her 2559 in a previous ask) wins this, can we get it on her page that she accomplished something successfully?
Hm, still don't think we can get that on file since she was never ordered to win, but who knows!
Vote 2559 because she’s almost the patron saint of ADHD and having Asian parents, and it would be nice if she could finally get a win!
Fuck yeah representation (not for me, I don't have a physical form) but fuck yeah
I can't edit the ask but it's clarified to be for SCP-2599 instead! Vote for them!
SCP Tournament Round 1: 9 of 32
SCP-281-FR: The Day The Earth Stopped (Being Flat)
SCP-2599: Not Good Enough
SCP-281-FR: The Day The Earth Stopped (Being Flat) (English ver.)
SCP-281-FR is a set of nine swords of various shapes and sizes similar in style to the Arab weaponry of the late 7th century CE. These swords are comprised of various metals, with iron or bronze blades and handles of gold, silver, or copper including leather, traces of ivory, or precious stones. These swords are classified SCP-281-FR-1 to 9. All are planted approximately 15 cm in the ground at a single point, at the Earth's exact geographic South Pole (latitude: 90° South, longitude: irrelevant).
SCP-2599: Not Good Enough
SCP-2599’s primary anomalous effect is a mental compulsion that causes it to be unable to disobey any direct commands. This effect is contingent on SCP-2599’s perception that it has received a command; should it not believe that it is receiving a command, it will not be compelled to follow it.
SCP Tournament Qualifiers: 5 of 34
SCP-6789: Return. Return. Return.
SCP-2599: Not Good Enough
SCP-6789: Return. Return. Return.
SCP-2599: Not Good Enough
If SCP-2599 enters the competition, can she even win? Her anomaly would make it so she couldn’t. And now I really want to test this.
There's several answers to this, the simplest of which being to not tell her to win or lose, simply entering her beyond her knowledge or without ordering her to get any specific result.
The other answer is that the anomalous nature of myself this blog is that it negates a handful of SCPs anomalous effects, letting us not have to worry about them. We can freely speak of SCP-2521 without concern, and I could look at SCP-096 if I wanted to without harm.
The third, most likely answer is this: as it currently stands, she is unlikely to win the competition, but not for any anomalous reasons. It's simply because as of writing this she doesn't have enough votes to guarantee her a spot in the bracket. Only [spoilers] and luck will see her a spot.
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