★ FILL IN THE QUESTIONS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE.
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1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
"Officially, I am known as SCP-3177. That is my designation on all my files... But I really like the nickname Jane Doe. My first handler gave it to me!"
2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?
“Um, I think I am going with Jane Doe. If I had a real name, I was too young to tell the Foundation when they found me.”
3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT?
“It's kind of a dark joke, to be honest. Jane Doe is a filler name for unidentifiable female bodies on Earth and seeing as I do not exist outside of the Foundation, aka the civilian world has no documents on me, if anyone were to find one of my bodies, they would be called Jane Doe."
4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?
“Super duper single! The Foundation doesn't have a breeding program and all the humans that start being a bit to friendly end up, uh, dead. I am pretty sure my guards are working with other more dangerous SCPs to get rid of these fans of mine before they become a problem.’’
5. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES?
“I am technically immortal! Whenever a 'Jane' dies, a new one pops into existence just a few moments later. Cool, eh? If we are all the same Jane is still up for debate, but I just don't think about that."
6. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
“Green with a hint of blue! I have been told they kind of look like the sea... I would like to see the ocean one day so I can know if that is true or not.”
7. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR?
“Nope. I have no reason to dye my hair and I don't know how.”
8. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?
"... Not that I know of. But if I do, they don't want me. I was found dumped in a forest in the middle of winter in Canada and it was a few days before anyone found me... The Foundation found me after I died in a hospital as a toddler, so they are my family now!"
9. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
"I really want a kitten! My handlers won't let me have one though, and SCP-247 keeps killing me every time I try to pet it.”
10. TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.
“I don't like the gross Old Man at the Foundation. I don't like that the Foundation won't let me drink alcohol or have sugar. I hate the current Site Director. I don't like wearing a ugly orange jumpsuit every single day for years on end. I don't like that I am not allowed outside unless on a mission, which is rare, because normal human people may see me die and come back and then get scared.”
11. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
“Sometimes I get to read books, which is nice. I would like to be able to choose my own books instead of waiting for the Foundation giving me something preapproved. I like it when the guards and researcher bet on me, and I like making my own deals with them. Meeting new and strange creatures is always fun, so it dying in creative and exciting ways. I really like hanging out with my monster friends and playing games with them.”
12. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?
“Not directly, but I am sure people have been hurt because of me.”
13. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE?
“Once again, not directly. But I know people have been killed because of me, like the ones who like me too much.”
14. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?
“A silly one! Maybe a kiwi?”
15. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.
“Getting too attached to guards and researchers. People die at the Foundation everyday and it is really easy to outlive the humans when you are a immortal monster."
16. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE?
“Um... Not really? All of my mentors are either dead, because they are human, or they are bad influences because they are man eating monsters.”
17. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?
“I have no idea. I have never gotten the chance to figure that out but I am willing to try anything at least once.”
18. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
"No, but I can read, write and do basic math. Otherwise, all the knowledge I have is about monsters and anomalies.”
19. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY?
“I don't think that will happen for me. Like I said, the Foundation doesn't have a breeding program.”
20. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS?
“Mr. Ferdinand, SCP-082, is probably my only fan. He calls me his 'Darling Snack!'"
21. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?
“Probably the gross Old Man, SCP-106. He is terribly mean and his portal dimension sucks. Getting stuck in there is practically hell and you may have to wait weeks before the Old Man makes a door for you to escape through.”
22. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?
“An orange jumpsuit that has my designation code and class on the back, as well as a pair of plastic white flip flops. This is the standard uniform for both humanoid SCPs and D-Class personal... If I have eaten something I shouldn't and made a mess with the old Jane's corpse, the guards make me wear a belt with handcuffs so I can't put inedible things in my mouth.”
23. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?
“I do really love my friends. We don't get to see each other that often due to protocol, but I do love them very much. I also love one of my guards. He has been with me for seven years, which is the longest one of my guards have ever lasted!"
24. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU?
“EUCLID.”
25. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?
“A handful. I have about six good friends at the Foundation, not including staff. I have a few outside of the Foundation and I hope I'll make more."
26. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?
“It's okay. I haven't had pie in a while because there is too much sugar and makes me hyper, I am not allowed it.”
27. FAVORITE DRINK?
“Green tea and apple juice.”
29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE?
“Area-14, duh! That is where all the cool SCP are kept contained! Knowhere and Sakaar are pretty cool as well."
30. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?
“I'm always interested in meeting new monsters and anomalies!”
31. WHAT’S YOUR DICK SIZE?
“Um... I don't have a dick, but I assume it would be big because I have pretty big boobies.”
32. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?
“Either or would be good for me! I have never seen a lake or the ocean, and I don't know how to swim, but I wouldn't pass up the opportunity.”
33. WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’?
“How to you mean? I really like to play with truly monstrous creatures.”
34. ANY FETISHES?
"I am pretty sure that the Foundation has a lot of fetish items. Magical talismans, anomalous statues that people once worshipped, objects possessed by powerful spirits... I have got to work with a few of these fetish object but I don't own any.”
35. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?
"Uh... I don't think I understand the context of this question. Is it a sex thing? It sounds like a sex thing.”
36. CAMPING, OR INDOORS?
"Camping! I want to go outside!”
37. ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER?
“No, I love talking. But usually I am the one doing the interview, so this was a lot of fun.”
