Asking this mostly out of slightly odd curiosity, how would Balan, Iben Bia and Lance react upon hearing about SCP-956 aka The Child Breaker?
Holy moly that thing is terrifying! A killer pinata that breaks open children?! Yikes!
With Iben, she would make sure that her children stay far away from it as possible and won’t consume the candy it would leave behind. She’d call the authorities and lock her children in a room while her husband would stay with them to make sure they were ok. A monster pinata in her house? Not on her watch!
With Balan and Lance, they’d first of all question how it got into the theater. Lance keeps up with SCPs more than Balan does, so he has to keep him in the loop. Although it would cause no harm to them in any way, it would be a serious cause of concern for younger guests. They’d be all like, “OMG, HOW’D THAT THING GET IN HERE! GET RID OF IT!!!” And then throw it halfway across the moon. The Wonderworld theater is meant to be a safe haven for those who feel like they’ve lost their way. They don’t need monsters like that to make the situation worse or harder. They have negati for that.
