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nobody told me we were painting today so i got covered in paint my hands my arms my shirt i am such a dumb i s2g

#thanks mom #for warning me #siigh #scpyro personal

When I was a kid, I loved my grandma. She was sweet to me. But then I got older and she changed. Not in a good way. Long story short, she’s going nuts.

She’s paranoid, thinking everyone is trying to break into her house and steal her stuff. She does have a lot of stuff, but that’s because she’s a hoarder. It horrendous in her attic... and everywhere else.

She likes to call my family and complain about the rest of the family, us, and the people stealing her oven mitts (she has legit called us and said someone stole her oven mitts)

This call, however, has got to be the weirdest one we have ever received. Now get this, her house is old and so is everything in it. The perfect age for everything to start breaking down.

She is convinced that someone broke in, stole her airconditioner, and replaced it with a broken model. Now here’s the kicker. How did she know someone stole it? The serial number on it was different than the one in her records. (She apparently has the serial numbers to all her appliances written down)

She bought a new air conditioner last year. This would mean that the serial number is different. But she swears that it’s different. There is no way she bought a new AC, and there is no way that that AC has broken. No. Someone must have broken in, stole it, and replaced with a broken one.

We asked her why she thought someone would do this. Her answer?

“Because I’m old.”

#scpyro personal #grandma #what the fuck #why

Don’t worry @athxnagrace!! It will be perfect! Especially when @ultrasnootybooty and I show up with the mac and cheese!!!

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the small screaming thing and its parental unit finally left

there is s i l e n c e

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the child was SCREAMING

and they brought her into MY ROOM

i did not appreciate

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