Nov 8, 2025
Azrael’s rogues gallery is unintentionally rather funny to me, because he both inherited all of Bruce’s enemies, but his own universe includes:
A fat old cosplayer
Obadiah Stane but bad
A poor man’s Talia
A pre-YouTube right-wing grifter televangelist
An assorted squad of generic bald muscle men
Poor man’s Morgan Stark
DC’s most woobified pedophile
A forever-faceless jackass hard carried by the colour contrast
A sun-fried evil military Jesus lookalike named Jerry
A drill sergeant cyborg
A drill sergeant who runs his own camp-state
Maybe-or-maybe-not hallucinations of long-dead religious figures
Textbook mad science men
And the third most tragic character in the entire book.
You may not be laughing but I certainly am.
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