#screenaltar

[auroramorte]

Media: *hat flies off*

Tech Boy: *shoves her out the way* MOVE IT BITCH THAT HAT IS GUCCI

[gallowson-blog]

screenaltar replied to your post: shadow lets hook up xo

i’m cancelling ur tv subscription, u don’t deserve media

shadow don’t need tv or internet (@technogod)

you know what he’s got?

A BOOK

[herapocalyps-a]

PLOTS I NEED:      Laura getting mixed up with the new gods because they tell her they can save shadow AND bring her back to life, giving her the ultimate happy ending. Laura getting in too deep. Laura essentially becoming Mr. Worlds ‘Shadow’, Shadow and Laura meeting on the battlefield time and time again, each begging the other to stand down. 

[vapae-a-blog]

「@screenaltar - Lyric Starter Call」「Fuck You - Lily Allen」

「✗」 — “Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you very, VERY much.” 

[wcrld]

Thing for @screenaltar cause it’s a must

「✗」 — THE ROARING 20′s. Perhaps one of his favorite eras by far. Everything seemed so ALIVE. People thrived &&, therefore, he did as well. One of the new trends seemed to be television, something he found to be quite curious. More so the God that came from it. He had observed her, but never approached. Not until that night anyway. Enough notes had been made in his head to say he KNEW HER WELL. Yet she knew nothing of him. Young Gods were easily influenced he thought. Which is why when he finally approached her at a small jazz club, a charming smile was present. Hand raised to remove his hat, a small sign of good manners. 

“ —— it is an HONOR to finally make your acquaintance.”

[auroramorte]

inspired by this

There is one word that will without a doubt send Polunochnaya into a fury like nothing else. It’s become a bit of a Kill Switch for her. She doesn’t care what people call her, so long as it isn’t this particular word.

Witch.

She hates it with an absolute venom because the Zorya were caught up in a witch trial in Doruchów back in the 18th century. They were accused of being witches because of their strange nature, old fashioned habits which seemed like witchcraft to Humans and their casual use of prophecy. 

Their home was broken into, their belongings were destroyed as ‘tools of witchcraft’ and all three were tortured and nearly burned: had it not been for Czernobog bursting in with his hammer, they likely wouldn’t have been able to escape since their powers were so heavily depleted from the lack of worship (and in this case, being subjected to the opposite of worship). It’s because of that witch hunt that the sisters emigrated to America- they took their time getting there, spending a few years in France, then England, and then finally over to America in 1799- and none of them have ever been back to any of the Slavic countries since. The closest they’ve gone is to Germany, and even then it was only for a short while.

[wcrld]

@screenaltar hit the ♥  

「✗」 — Eyes were briefly cast up towards the ceiling, small sigh slipping through parted lips. “As ENTERTAINING as your little display was, try keeping that boy on a SHORTER LEASH. We don’t need him fucking everything up before it’s even started.” It was about time someone knocked some sense into the god of technology, had they not been in the company of Mr. Wednesday && Shadow Moon, he would have done it himself; —— only the young god would be missing a lot M O R E than just his front teeth.

[auroramorte]

just snorted fanta thinking about Pol annoying the ever living shit out of Media by answering all her questions with generic, automated mystical responses

“i need answers” “as do we all. i sense you are very lost, unsure of your career”

“are you leading technical boy down a bad road?” “a bad road may lead to a-” “not roads, a man-” “ah yes i see a man in your future, and many children, it will be a happy marriage” “that’s not-” “i feel there is a promotion on the horizon at work but put some money aside for an unexpected surprise”