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Army, smarmy, party

What If –Lotr/the Hobbit AU

The story about the Army of Ten Thousand Hobbits

Owners/Partners in crime: ten-thousands-hobbits and escamilion

Summary: Lotr/the Hobbit AU where exactly 10,000 hobbits invade Middle Earth (and some very confused co-travellers).

"What do you mean it's not a party!"

"No, the letter clearly said a party!" A stout, pompus middle-aged hobbit shouted.

"No, no, no!" Legolas sighed, trying to get heard over the sudden uproar. "It says that this is to sign up for the army!"

"So does that mean there isn't any cake?"

"Well, I'm sure that if, a big IF, you do defeat the dragon, there will be a feast for-" the rest of his words got drowned in the cheer.

"So there will be a banquet! That's more like it! Come on lads, we haven't got all day, let's keep moving!"

And Legolas, who started to regret his recruiting methods more and more, found himself helplessly dragged along. He sighed. Well, whatever, it can't go that wrong. At least we have numbers on our sides, Legolas thought to himself.

8 hours, 24 songs about growing acorns and eagles, mixed with 3 hobbits meals later, Legolas really started to question his ideas.

“Ugh, dad is going to kill me.”