Apr 2, 2017
Sebastian Snape why such profane
Sebastian Snape plz this is a family environment
Sebastian Snape there r firsties @ dis table
Sevina Snape Fuck dem kids
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Sebastian Snape why such profane
Sebastian Snape plz this is a family environment
Sebastian Snape there r firsties @ dis table
Sevina Snape Fuck dem kids
The Legendary Discussion
Janus: Funny you should ask I was doing some sniffing round in Eden's forbidden library and I found a rather helpful old lost book. The Red Book.
Hans: The Red Book. Sounds so encouraging. Suppose if you found the Purple book we would have to buy the casket already, hmm?
Janus: You're a young demon I keep forgetting you wouldn't know diddly about The Red Book.
Like example Sevina: *braiding flowers into Keira's hair* Keira: When are you and Asshole getting married? Sevina: Fuck you. Keira: :3
Janus De Vil is rude AF
Ursula: *pets Jet and Float* She's right, you know. You do love, Mal. And you're using me to pretend you don't
Devil: Mind your own business you oversized fountain pen.
Ivon Gruber Is The Man
Ivon: There's no Valium, Lucifer. I'm sorry. I used it all for all the days you gave me migraines by being yourself.
Lucifer: *writhing in agony* You are not funny.
Ivon: I'm funny looking and I make myself laugh, that's enough.
I am a bad sister
*Hotel cable box isn't working*
Brother: Okay. How do you call the front desk?
Me: Oh. Pick up the phone. Wait a bit. Then say "Hello front desk, please."
Brother: Oh. Okay.
Brother: *picks up phone and waits a little* Hello, front desk please.
Me: *giggling hard AF*
Brother: *looking confused at the phone*
Brother: It didn't work...
Brother: *looks at me and gasps wide eyed*
Brother: You LIED!
Me: *can't answer, laughing too hard*
*walking to the front desk to go inquire about the box*
Me: You know I have to tell Tumblr about this, right?
Brother: *sighs* Yeah...
Things That My Muses Have Probably Said
Ivon: Think of the children!!! Kitty: As our father would say about us. Fuck dem kids.
Janus: BESIDES YOU LIKE THEM OLD! YOU KISSED ASHLEY!!! HES LIKE A BILLION
Ivon: LET IT GO IT WAS A STAGE KISS
Janus: SURE IT WAS! SUGAR BABY!
Ivon: RUDE