#scriptposting

[romulussy]

"why can't you fuck her, son?" is making me lose it

[lesbiankendall]

hehe

[loveandthings11]

❤️🔥fldksjxbcjs

[falsenettleland]

in trousers script came in the mail. you know what time it is.

[coalfires]

the regression :((

[ipsa-corpus-potestas-est]

mitski sometimes a drink feels like family is very shiv mom is like how i imagine crack if crack didn’t get you high you’re jonesing then you get a hit and … immediate comedown coded

[evenlarksandkatydids]

need him so bad it’s unreal

[progressivejudaism]

Rugrats Yom Kippur Episode

Scene: The Rugrats are sitting in the living room, watching TV.

Tommy: I'm so excited for Yom Kippur!

Chuckie: What's Yom Kippur?

Tommy: It's a Jewish holiday where we ask God for forgiveness for our sins.

Phil: That sounds scary.

Tommy: It's not scary, it's just a time to think about how we can be better people.

Lil: I'm going to ask God to forgive me for hitting Angelica.

Stu: That's a good start, Lil.

Dil: I'm going to ask God to forgive me for eating all of Grandpa's cookies.

Stu: That's also a good start, Dil.

Chuckie: I don't know what to ask God for forgiveness for.

Tommy: You can ask God for forgiveness for anything you've done wrong, even if it's small.

Chuckie: Okay, I'll ask God for forgiveness for not sharing my toys.

Stu: That's a good start, Chuckie.

The Rugrats continue to watch TV.

Later that day, the Rugrats are at synagogue.

Rabbi: Today is Yom Kippur, a day of atonement. It is a time to reflect on our actions and ask God for forgiveness.

The Rugrats listen to the rabbi's sermon.

Rabbi: We all make mistakes, but it is important to ask for forgiveness and try to do better.

The Rugrats think about the things they have done wrong.

Rabbi: Yom Kippur is a time to start fresh. Let us all go into the new year with a clean slate.

The Rugrats say goodbye to the rabbi and leave the synagogue.

On the way home, the Rugrats talk about what they learned at synagogue.

Tommy: I learned that it's important to ask for forgiveness for our sins.

Chuckie: I learned that it's important to try to do better.

Phil: I learned that Yom Kippur is a time to start fresh.

The Rugrats arrive home and go inside.

Tommy: I'm glad we went to synagogue today. I learned a lot.

Chuckie: Me too. I feel better now.

The Rugrats go to bed, feeling happy and ready to start the new year.

[Created via Google Bard]