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Dean battling his bisexual monsters but it's him being surrounded by all the versions of Castiel and them just begging him to choose one of them.

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On my previous post, I added I wish Sam and Dean kept all the little kids without parents they came across... I'm now realizing how much chaos it'd be.

Whilst there's the fact they'd have to fit them all into baby ((and I don't think she'd appreciate drooling, crayon-equiped children to be near her)) but you also have that some of them are monsters.

There's the first two children we come across which Sam and Dean mistook for ghosts ((I really like how creative that episode was)) who the brothers would have to teach them that hey! Eating people is really REALLY bad! Meanwhile Jacob (Amy Pond's son) is eating brains, resulting in a never ending "But it isn't fair!" Argument to break out.

+ team Free will listening to Dean complain, but none of them can bring up the fact Dean's the one who insisted on adopting them all...

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The glyph that makes angels unable to sense things but it starts confusing the hell out of Castiel.

Insert him holding an ancient artifact with the glyph since they want to protect it from angels, but him constantly forgetting it's in his hand everytime he looks away from it and thinking "what the fuck???" Every time he notices something is in his hand. It could even be Dean holding something with the glyph literally right in front of him but Castiel can't tell whether he's crazy or not because to him, it feels like its there and not there at the same time.

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I was listening to Cowboys and Angels (2010 remaster) by George Micheal and my yaoi lung started acting up. It's literally Castiel and Dean

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Does anyone else think Dean looks like Lucifer?

I've always thought them to look similar in some way, having also nearly mistaken him for Dean when he was in darker lighting. Imagine how horrible it must be for Sam if he saw the resemblance too. I'd hate to always see a bit of your captor when you're with the person that saved you.

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Minor spoilers for Supernatural S4 & 5

Jimmy Novak is the vessel of Castiel, and the human that has to suffer watching all the weird stuff Castiel does and sees, but imagine Dean or Sam or literally anyone somehow scores a deal with Death.

Death was already able to put a wall in Sam's head, so he could probably give Jimmy a little room within his head so he can finally get some peace and quiet.

I also think that Jimmy's episode was so inaccurate. Firstly, Jimmy's hunger in the episode with Famine was so bad Castiel even succumbed to it, so he genuinely should've been eating enough to have a risk of cardiac arrest the second Castiel wasn't in his body.

Next, I really expected Dean and Sam to forget nearly constantly that Jimmy isn't Castiel and that Jimmy can't do magic stuff like Castiel. 80% of the episode should've been Dean or/and Sam constantly calling Jimmy Cas and forgetting he's a literal human.

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Lex Luthor putting some of his DNA into Kon so he has his intelligence, but as he is gloating himself about how genius that decision was, he goes "Oh shit, I'll have to teach him things in order for him to genuinely be intelligent." Because Lex didn't think that far genuinely.

That either calls for Lex using this as an opportunity to ramble on his hyperfixations, or him getting increasingly exhausted as he has to read a d explain basic concepts to Kon.

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Since the Justice League have time travelled to the past on numerous occasions, can you imagine how confusing it is for historians to have to deal with that?

A historian is researching Abraham Lincoln's wresting photographs, and suddenly one of them change from Lincoln fighting a random person to him losing to Wonder Woman.