Sixlegged_Caterpillar

DNI promptstitute/ai

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Jack magically getting sick one morning so Dean asks Sam for a thermo gun, but Jack's dumb ass thinks "Cheese & crackers! He putting me down."

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With the rise of Petra Parker, can you imagine how confused she'll be when she suddenly gets a height and strength buff whilst taking estrogen?? Petra dragging Bruce to help her to extensive research on estrogen after she accidentally sent Dr Octavius into a coma despite holding back.

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AHHHHH WHAT IF SPIDER PEOPLE START TAKING ESTROGEN EVERYTIME THEY NEED A STRENGTH BOOST??

Can you imagine walking around the spider society and seeing stands selling estrogen everywhere

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With the rise of Petra Parker, can you imagine how confused she'll be when she suddenly gets a height and strength buff whilst taking estrogen?? Petra dragging Bruce to help her to extensive research on estrogen after she accidentally sent Dr Octavius into a coma despite holding back.

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Castiel: wearing the exact same clothes daily.

Dean: "That sick seductress... He dresses like that on purpose to drive me mad."

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I vote that Dean keeps a water spray bottle with him at all times because Castiel forgets to blink so Dean has to spritz water on his face to keep his eyes moistured.

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There are a ton of functions going on in the human body, and Castiel having to do them manually must be such a drag, so imagine Dean (and Sam) having to take care of Cas' body or remind him daily about it because if they don't, his hair starts falling out a few days later or he's blue because he forgot to keep his heart pumping.

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Whenever a spell needed blood or a body part, do you think John ever sourced it from Dean which is why Dean knows what roofies look like since John sneaked them into his food just he can get whatever he needed.

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Supernatural but it's Castiel calling Sam an abomination except it's slowly getting more affectionate overtime.

It's just Cas calling him "My abomination ❤"

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I vote that Dean keeps a water spray bottle with him at all times because Castiel forgets to blink so Dean has to spritz water on his face to keep his eyes moistured.

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Sam needs a companion. Dean also needs a companion, but it has to be Sam.

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Diana and Bruce at a bar or smth, idk. I'm tired.

Stranger: "Hey, can I get you a drink?"

Bruce: "Sorry, I'm with my girlfriend."

Stranger: "Really? Just last week you said you were with Queens."

Bruce: "Are you familiar with the term 'whore?'"

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Born to get his ass kicked by by clown creatures, forced to learn excel Shortcuts.

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The recent spiderman movie except Parker wakes up in a pile of salt instead of webs because Sam & Dean broke into his apartment after mistaking him for a demon when Parker's eyes went black.

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I was craving russians but I thought about what if I said that around Sam/Dean and I was then held at gunpoint because they thought I was a monster who just had a taste for Russians.

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A robber seeing some dude in the alley, sneaking up on him with a bat.

The dude being Sam who doesn't even react because his pain tolerance has been maxed out by monsters he hunts.

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Do you think that before the JL exposed their secret identities, Supes would use the fact he's an alien to mess with people or as an excuse to do dumb stuff.

Like the league could be playing kiss, marry, kill, so when he comes up and just kisses Bruce, he pulls the alien card to say he just doesn't understand human figurative language.

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Kara having generally bad taste in people, always getting with a villain who ends up terrorizing the city whenever they break up.

Clark desperately trying to explain to everyone that the villain crying about a Kent who dumped them is NOT talking about him since barely anyone knows about Kara.

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Villain getting the opportunity to go out with their celebrity crush, bringing them to a villain bar since they doubt they'll be able to tell.

Bruce who's a little distracted by the sight of Riddler tango dancing despite the fact B is pretty sure he broke his leg just last night.