#sdchats

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Ciel and Alois: *leaves Sebastian and Claude for two seconds*

Ciel and Alois: wHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT ARRESTED??? pLUS YOU BROKE CLAUDE'S NOSE?? WTF

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Cute words

Lizzy: words ending in "ie" are so cute. like: sweetie, cutie

Alois: oh, I see! Cookie

Ciel: and die.

Lizzy: ciel stop

Alois: get your emo ass out of here

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Family

Ciel: Sebastian, can I get a dessert?

Sebastian: No, you already had one.

Ciel: *groans with teary eyes* I hate this fucking family

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Me, whenever I see sebaciel in the same frame: tWO BROOOOS CHILLING IN THE HOT TUB, FIVE FEET APART CUZ THEY'RE NOT GAY

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Encouraging words

Sebastian: Everytime you think you're worthless, remember, you are not

Ciel: wow thank you Sebas-

Sebastian: organs are extremely expensive on the black market

Ciel: what-?

Sebastian: too expensive, even for you

Ciel: ...

Ciel: listen you there little shit

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Ciel visits the NASA

Ciel: Hello I would like to volunteer to be thrown into the sun

Nasa: but... you would die

Ciel: I beg you pls

Nasa: I mean... we can't do that-

Sebastian: I beg you too, I'll even pay you

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Smart is sexy

Ciel: My ideal type is someone who is constantly telling me fun facts. It's such a turn on

Sebastian: did you know that the mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus

Ciel: I didn't mean that kind of fun facts. Now I feel weird

Alois: weird? I think you mean horny

Ciel: NO. I MEAN WEIRD. THE CRINGE IS TOO REAL

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Every BB fanfic ever written

Sebastian: I'm hungry

Sebastian: Maybe I should eat

Sebastian: oh right there's a kid, I'm going to eat his soul #notsorry

Sebastian: he's kinda cute tho

Sebastian: fuck I think I'm gay

Sebastian: oh shiet I love him.

Sebastian: what the fook I'm a demon I'm supposed to not to have feelings

Ciel: He probably wants me just bc of my soul, he doesn't like me back *crying intensifies*

Sebastian: I want his soul but also his ass

Grell: I'm gay