Ciel and Alois: *leaves Sebastian and Claude for two seconds*
Ciel and Alois: wHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT ARRESTED??? pLUS YOU BROKE CLAUDE'S NOSE?? WTF

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Ciel and Alois: *leaves Sebastian and Claude for two seconds*
Ciel and Alois: wHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT ARRESTED??? pLUS YOU BROKE CLAUDE'S NOSE?? WTF
Cute words
Lizzy: words ending in "ie" are so cute. like: sweetie, cutie
Alois: oh, I see! Cookie
Ciel: and die.
Lizzy: ciel stop
Alois: get your emo ass out of here
Family
Ciel: Sebastian, can I get a dessert?
Sebastian: No, you already had one.
Ciel: *groans with teary eyes* I hate this fucking family
Me, whenever I see sebaciel in the same frame: tWO BROOOOS CHILLING IN THE HOT TUB, FIVE FEET APART CUZ THEY'RE NOT GAY
Encouraging words
Sebastian: Everytime you think you're worthless, remember, you are not
Ciel: wow thank you Sebas-
Sebastian: organs are extremely expensive on the black market
Ciel: what-?
Sebastian: too expensive, even for you
Ciel: ...
Ciel: listen you there little shit
Ciel visits the NASA
Ciel: Hello I would like to volunteer to be thrown into the sun
Nasa: but... you would die
Ciel: I beg you pls
Nasa: I mean... we can't do that-
Sebastian: I beg you too, I'll even pay you
Smart is sexy
Ciel: My ideal type is someone who is constantly telling me fun facts. It's such a turn on
Sebastian: did you know that the mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus
Ciel: I didn't mean that kind of fun facts. Now I feel weird
Alois: weird? I think you mean horny
Ciel: NO. I MEAN WEIRD. THE CRINGE IS TOO REAL
Every BB fanfic ever written
Sebastian: I'm hungry
Sebastian: Maybe I should eat
Sebastian: oh right there's a kid, I'm going to eat his soul #notsorry
Sebastian: he's kinda cute tho
Sebastian: fuck I think I'm gay
Sebastian: oh shiet I love him.
Sebastian: what the fook I'm a demon I'm supposed to not to have feelings
Ciel: He probably wants me just bc of my soul, he doesn't like me back *crying intensifies*
Sebastian: I want his soul but also his ass
Grell: I'm gay