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[jewishbarbies]

when someone I’m used to wearing glasses takes them off around me I feel like a baby that’s seen their dad without his beard for the first time

[because-its-eurodisko]

POV you are in the first row at a Käärijä show and Jesse offers you a drink

and after the show he got me their extra setlist from backstage because the other ones were ripped and messy 🥺

[kung-laos-hat]

ah yes, my favorite saint: thomas bucket

[jennsterjay]

Alternate universe where Atsv is a movie and the characters are actors on set

Director: Let's take it from the top! Scene 31 Elevator to Spider Society, Take 5. Go!

(Hobie, Gwen, Miles, and Jess ride up the elevator)

Hobie takes off his mask and looks over at Miles

Miles: How are you even gayer under your mask!?

(Miles realizes what he just said and Gwen snorts. Cameramen chuckle and whisper 'that's not the line!')

Hobie (without missing a beat):

I was this gay the whole time

(Everyone starts chuckling)

Director: Cut!

[kyrt4t]

well i guess we also have a reason for this fucking list to be useful for once in its life

[shandzii]

Mermaid Eclipse?

lorge

[suspendingtime]

The way Hyacinth will not let Gregory breathe.

[sergeantjester]

jim jones smash or pass

Tumblr did this cruel thing where it slowly loaded the picture from top to bottom. How'd you do that

And I want to write down my reaction: I read the name, tried remembering where I know him from whilst watching the picture load. And my head was just: "?? it's A Man of course I'm passing why would you even-- OHHH COLLAR. OH. COLLAR. I SEE. SHITFUCKDAMNIT."

Shaking my head at him as a person. Thumbs down. Covering his face. Booing him. Also very disrespectfully staring at the collar hlep