💋for cricket i have no shame.
for what my muse would say to the person trying to woo your muse.
“huh? cricket?? yeah, he’s my friend. uh, no? i mean.. i wouldn’t go there, like, a friendly advice, feminism and shit. i mean, come on — noah fence, but he can do so much better. he deserves the fucking best and i’m just... not buying this, like, spider senses telling me you’re not good enough. i’m team you, really, that’s... the only reason i’m being so honest. tough love, yay! plus he’s like, taken, so... no, i’m not sure, but like, i’m also pretty sure he likes my friend, so what do we do with unrequited crushes? we bury them deep and move on, i suggest you do the same.”
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