#sdv bachlorettes

[sebs-anxiety-and-insanity]

The funniest thing to me is how no one mentions when the farmer changes their appearance, the second funniest thing is that you can unlock heart events and have no clue. And with the appearance thing I don't mean after you get to Rasmodius' basement - this specific item I'm referring to is the garbage lid hat. Like- okay imagine:

Bachelor/Bachlorette: *just minding their own business*

Bachelor/Bachlorette: *hears an explosion in the background*

Farmer: *comes from the direction of the explosion grinning with a garbage lid on their head*

Bachelor/Bachlorette: *blushes* so, uh, I've prepared something for you.

[stardewstrawberry]

9 months ago i made this ranking of who i was most likely to date:

in honour of almost a year of playing sdv, i decided to remake it since my opinions have changed! so here is the new and improved chart of the bachelors and bachelorettes i’d most likely date (with commentary):

- haley jumped from D to A, and i feel bad for hating her at first

- shane moved down to D because now i feel comfortable enough to say i can’t stand him

- emily stays in D because she still annoys me :/ sorry emily

- i was fooled by the idea of saving penny from pam without actually taking in her personality

- abigail moved to S since i actually married her

[atomic-heartz]

Wow they look all so much better when i put them together lol hope people dont mind me blogging all the gals together, probably should of done that before hand and waited till i finished the whole set buuuut here they are!

I dont think i have a favorite wife because they are all lovely! But do tell who is your favorite wify ,i love to hear what people have to say and who they connect with!

[stardewstrawberry]

the experience machine was the idea of a machine that could give you any experience you desire. you could program everything you want in life and hookup to it, and never know the reality is fake (like the matrix)

SO would the bachelors and bachelorettes hook up to the experience machine?

elliott: no, but would write about it

harvey: yes

alex: doesn’t understand the experience machine but yes

sam: yes

sebastian: no

shane: HELL YES

abigail: yes, to live an adventure always

haley: no

emily: would somehow figure out how to break the experience machine

penny: yes

leah: no

maru: no

[stardewstrawberry]

i wanted to redo this but with just the bachlor(ettes).. i stand by this 100%