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[thekingsavatar-fan]

This blog is still SFW

[guardianofrainandink]

“Did you ever thing that this arrest might revoke your parole?”

“I’ll worry about that after I find my cat.”

More like she’ll saunter across that bridge, set explosives, then nuke it from a safe distance when she comes to it.

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“You were supposed to stay out of trouble.”

“Don’t tell you you’re my very own private Probation officer? How often would you like me to check in?”

You have no chill and I’ve always loved that about you.

[guardianofrainandink]

Selina...aren’t those your Catwoman tights and boots?

DO YOU NOT GIVE ANY OF THE FUCKS?

[guardianofrainandink]

“Besides, I’m not convinced she’s completely given up her criminal life.”

SO JUDGEY BRUCE

It’s not like you’d give up being Batman for her either

And even when she is reformed Y’ALL STILL DON’T GET TOGETHER BECAUSE LET’S BREAK THE SHIPPER’S HEARTS, THAT’S WHY

Shut up, I’m not crying, YOU’RE CRYING

[guardianofrainandink]

“I thought you’d grown quite fond of her. I presumed the feeling would be mutual.”

“Almost. She’s in love with Batman.”

“Oh dear. These modern relationships can be quite complicated.”

You were just trying to set your well-to-do ward (who just happens to go “spurlunking” at night dressed like a bat) up with a well-known thief (who just happens to do said thief-ing at night dressed like a cat)

How “simple” of a relationship did you think that was going to be, exactly?

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“I do hope you’ll be seeing Miss Selina now that she’s free to...prowl again.”

ALFRED GET IT TOGETHER

She’s a THIEF

I mean, *I* ship them

But *I* have dubious morals!

YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE A PROPER ENGLISHMAN

GAWD

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Oh hey

it’s Maven

She came back

Why don’t I remember you