Oh dear I really do think that I am going to fail my science exams and end up living on the streets and working nights at tescos stacking shelves!! I wish I could just become a seagull because I love seagulls!
Why?
1. They are gulls of the sea
2. The sing amazing screaming screeching noises that I have never been able to equal...
3. One almost laid an egg on my roof
4. The poo on people and get away with it! Oh I wish I could have that privilege!
5. Sometimes they choke on bread and stuff and never think to spit it out, they just fly around with it sticking out of their gobs.
6. They all look exactly the same.
7. They sit on the sunlights in the hall where we have our school assemblies and you can see their bum-holies.
8. They can catch bread in their mouths whilst flying around
My next door neighbour leaves plates and bread out in her garden and feeds all the seagulls. She leaves whole loaves of bread out for them to eat and plates of food for the foxes and my cat used to eat it all everyday.