Random thought: Bokuto coercing Akaashi into going to a pole dancing class and Akaashi actually being really good at it and Bokuto being thirsty af because dammit his boyfriend is so hot.
We’ll see that’s because Akaashi has been doing that shit for a long time cuz it’s a great workout and they’ve got those big ass mirrors at the studios which Akaashi loves cuz you know that boy checks himself out all the time.
So when Bokuto suggests it Akaashi pulls the whole “oh my I could never–idk where to start–” but then BAM *initiates Yuri Katsuki mode* and it’s just insta boner for Bokuto.
…I can see them having a pole in their room. Bokuto getting them private shows all the time.
I’m here for this. Random thought: APPROVED *stamps to make it official*