WHAT ARE YOUR FAMILY'S NAMES AND AGES?
ADDISION PISCITELLI portrayed by jon hamm — forty-four | biological father/uncle
ANDREW PISCITELLI portrayed by jeffery donovan — forty-six | biological uncle/father
KATARINA LIEV PISCITELLI portrayed by kate beckinsale — forty-three | mother
HALLEY PISCITELLI portrayed by Willa Holland — eighteen | (half) little sister
WHAT IS YOUR FUNNIEST MEMORY
"The funniest memory. That might be a hard one. I guess maybe when I was nine, and Halley was three. It was around her birthday I think. And Mom and Dad invited all of our extended family to our house back in Sarasota. We were having this huge party. Cousins galore. From both sides of the family. Anyway, we were playing hide and go seek. The cousins, Halley and I. And of course Halley is trying to tag along with me. Because I was the best at hide and seek. Personally I think she should have tried to go find her own spot, but she was three, so I guess I couldn't really expect a lot. Anyway, I let her hide with me because she's my baby sister and we kind of had to stick together cause our cousins were pretty rotten. So we were hiding on this loft bed that was like in the midst of being built. Well it was built, but there was no mattress. there was just like this wooden frame and like a large sheet of wood that had like holes in it? Or something. Not like it was breaking apart, but that was just the pattern, and I guess that would hold the mattress up. I rolled Halley and me in it like little burritos so that people would think we were pillows. One of our cousins, Terrence, who was it came looking and he went under the loft. Suddenly, Halley goes "uh-oh." She started to wiggle out of her burrito and Terrence of course heard. He looks up and points and goes "FOUND YOU!" which I guess scared Halley, cause she screamed and then peed herself. Which yeah that sucks for her, and was freaking hilarious. But even more than that, was that she peed on Terrence. Freaking. Priceless.
WHAT WAS YOUR LAST ARGUEMENT?
"Probably when my parents called me to let me know that Halley was going to be living with me here in Seattle. I think I tried to convince them that her living with me was a very bad idea. And then somehow it turned into my mother yelling at me how we take care of our family and we take care of our own. Halley was coming to live with me whether I liked it or not. I can promise you though, that the next fight is probably going to be Halley and me about something random and dumb.
ANY WEIRD FAMILY TRADITIONS?
"I mean none that really matter now. I left home like five years ago, and I didn't come visit often. I think a tradition we used to have though was the whole Christmas photo thing. Mom, weirdly enough, loved to dress up in our best but also color matching. I don't know why. But it's a huge deal to her. Then I guess that's about it. My family was close-ish, but Halley and I fought a lot so... that could be a tradition I guess."
ARE YOU COMPETITIVE?
"Yes. I don't know. I think the whole growing up and Halley basically taking my spot, made me competive with her. But probably not the other way around, which who cares. It's because I'm better, obviously. But I mean sometimes when we were younger, we used to play board games with my parents and we actually really got into it. So I would think we are kind of competitive.
WHO IS THE BEST LOOKING
"Is that even a real question? Cause I mean... come on..."
