Sometimes when Fenris and Anders are fighting Sebastian will drop some insane lore about his life to distract them and it works like 90% of the time. Like they’ll be arguing about something stupid and Sebastian us just like “I was once force fed raw dragon meat. I think it was a kink thing, but either way it tasted bad.” Then Fenris and Anders just turn to him like “wtf????” And they’ve completely forgotten what they were fighting about.












