✨probably a blood mage✨

Ib | she/her| Soft core Sebastian Vael stan | Hard core warden stan | firm believer that the dragon age franchise should have kept the mana clash spell |

[dogpuppy]

[emptykitkat]

Being an American in a non American country will have people saying the most annoying untrue things because they genuinely think they’re better than you. Today someone told me that Australian salmon is pretty much all wild (not true) and doesn’t need to be frozen because it doesn’t have parasites like American salmon (also not true)

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[phoenix-theurge]

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

[wizardjail]

the thing that bewilders me about a lot of fantasy readers is that they read about settings and plots featuring imperialism, war, and slavery and then call the inclusion of violence, abuse, and sexual exploitation "edgy" and "gratuitous" and it's like what did you think was happening. why were you under the impression that you were going to get a cozy story about fascism or something. far be it from me to criticize anyone for not wanting to read about torture in their spare time, and there are certainly cases where heavy subjects are poorly executed, but is it not equally insulting to sanitize them for a feel-good adventure.. like no one put a gun to your head and forced you to give your fantasy novel an enslaved protagonist. sometimes writing is supposed to make you feel bad

[6mayhem]

when the fanartist draws ur ship growing old together but you lowkey envisioned them as dying tragically at 27 after a 5 year substance abuse spiral 😭😭😭

[synthfagz]

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

[bilesandthesourwolf]

i can never leave this place

[pathogenflock]

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

[blackforestbride]

WHEN HE FALLS FROM A WHAT INTO THE WHAt

[blackforestbride]

?????????

?????

[blackforestbride]

WHAT IS GOING ON IN ACE ATTORNEY???

[aceattorneygame]

Nothing good.

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[asteroidtroglodyte]

We have a whole mythic figure specifically for Apples…

[checks wiki]

Whaddya mean he was a real person!?

Huh. Learn something new every day.

Johnny Appleseed - Wikipedia

Johnny Appleseed - Wikipedia

[fuzzynecromancer]

He did it because he was an applejack seller, btw. And applejack became popular because it was mainly made via freeze-distillation rather than conventional distillation, which meant it wasn't subject to the same taxes as other forms of hard liquor.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The fuck does this have to do with breakfast cereal

[checks wiki]

Applejack (drink) - Wikipedia

Applejack (drink) - Wikipedia

I have learned two things today

[mooreaux]

I think they should have been in Inquisition and also married

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[kiisaes]

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

[misterwiggums-deactivated-deact]

why are anders’ taunts so embarrassing

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[saltypiratepunk]

Drawing almost every Dragon Age character — Part 14, Sebastian Vael

I have very complicated feelings about Sebastian. I mean I loved him in da2, but then he invaded Kirkwall in dai looking for Anders and that's just a bit much imo👁👁 Tbf he could've just went there, asked around like any other person and realize no one likes Anders there as well(that's my guess after da2 finale) and don't know where he is. Invasion a bit overboard for a task like this

Other than that loved that guy lmao. His voice tingles so something in my brain

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 15, Part 16

[lauraharrisbooks]

Beyond this, consider how these professions might vary depending on who the customers are - nobles, or lower class. Are they good at their job or just scraping by? Do they work with lots of other people or on their own? City or village?

For younger characters:

Apprentice to any of the above

Messenger/runner

Page/squire

Pickpocket

Shop assistant

Student

Looks after younger siblings

(Images all from Wikimedia Commons)

[notetakers-blog-of-holding]

This neat image lists 100 potential professions (that aren’t knight or peasant) for your yet-employed fantasy character.

[nintendo-wheee]

[emptykitkat]

Hey so what was going on with me on June 10th because I genuinely do not remember making these drafts wtf

[wintercorrybriea]

hello kitty x algae