#sebrahn

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Seregil: Everyone asks me how I manage my family so easily.

Seregil: The secret is, I don't. I have no control over them whatsoever. This morning Alec called my name and, when I showed up to see what was going on, Sebrahn shot me in the throat with a slingshot.

[projectnightrunner]

Nightrunner Characters 1 + 2/?: Sebrahn + Hâzadrïen 

[lesbianhanguangjunji]

alec: this is our son, he was created through blood magic and alchemy, he looks like he crawled out of a tv set in a horror movie, he can kill people with his voice and bring people back from the dead with his blood, we now have a creepy child of our very own, a renesmee if you will--

seregil:

[incorrect-nightrunner]

random person: Sir? Your child just said a bad word!

Alec: I'll talk to him about it, thank you!

Alec, immediately after: What the fuck, Sebrahn?

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Micum: Sebrahn said a bad word today.

Seregil: Well, where the fuck did he learn that?

Alec: ...

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Sebrahn, quietly waving his hands around as he tries to get Seregil and Alec's attention: [Incomprehensible]

Alec: What?

Seregil: You gotta speak up, bud.

Sebrahn, at full volume: FUCK!

[incorrect-nightrunner]

Seregil: Tell him about the birds and the bees.

Alec, to Sebrahn: They're disappearing at an alarming rate!

[incorrect-nightrunner]

Seregil: As much as you'd like to make yourself look like this evil demon spawn, you're really not that bad.

Sebrahn: I'm evil, dammit!

Alec: No, you're not. You're adorable.