#second breakfast date

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LOOK we're HUSBANDS

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i think in the context of middle earth that hobbits play regular golf but dwarves play a sort of extreme mini golf so when bilbo and i go visit bag end and the far hills we play each other's versions of golf

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3 4 5!

-selfshippery

3. where does your s/i live? do they aspire to move or are they content with where they are?

For Eliza (Bilbo) Since she moved into the Shire she's been soooo happy, but she does miss the intricate cave systems that she used to live in sometimes. She ultimately believes that her home is wherever Bilbo is, but secretly she's happier when they're adventuring :)

4. what's a song that describes your s/i? even better if you have a playlist!

For Captain (Engineer) Ship in a bottle by fin, especially the line "Oh Captain let's make a deal where we both say the things that we both really feel" bc i love thinking about Mark confessing his feelings for me esp in context of the show QuQ

5. what is your s/i's profession?

For Eco Even though they are the embodiment of the global/nuclear power economy, they actually are working as a conservationist right now, prioritizing prairie land and plains areas. They're very passionate about working with native populations to keep the local areas physically and spiritually healthy and well maintained

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Eating crackers and cheese with soup and a sandwich and thinking abt how much bilbo would enjoy this too <3

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Thinking about telling wild tales at a foreign tavern w bilbo emdrunkenly entertaining everyone w this

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💗 bolbo

How do the two of you celebrate Valentine´s day? 

Assuming valentines day is a man-only holiday, it was something i entirely brought with me that he has no idea about, which made it super fun tbh

we mostly just make special food and make sure to keep everyone else away from the house so we can be completely alone tbh

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👶 you and bulbo

Do you and your f/o have children? What are their names? And if you don´t have children, do you plan on having some in the future? If so, how many?

We dont have any yet but we've been thinking about it for a while now! If we do we'll have to take some time away from exploring and i think it would be a good time to work on another tapestry!

We don't know really how many we intend on having, especially since hobbits can live so long and as a minor magic user I can as well lol

If we have a girl I wanna name her Elise bc its a family name from me or Aubergine bc its more common to name girls after flowers/plants in hobbitish westron; If we have a boy I think I'll let bilbo name him bc i dont understand the hobbit naming conventions well enough TuT

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Hey.🙂

For the ask game: 🤝, 🏡, 💗 and 🐶?

How did you two meet?

Bilbo: We actually met on an adventure. He was out in one of the smaller towns of men, and I was in the inn that he was staying at. He had gotten just a little drunk, and was recounting some of his journeys, so I offered to make him a tapestry to commemorate the event. He had me tag along with him because he "couldn't pay you for it until he returned to the Shire" even though I wasn't going to name a price ldkfjdlf, he's just very proper and polite methinks

Where does your f/o live? Do the two of you live together? Describe your home.

Damien: We actually live in Markiplier Manor. Yeah, it does have bad memories for both of us, especially with the constant reminders of Mark, but there's really no better place for us. It's big and paid for and has anything we might need to get access to Him :gun:. There's also really no better place for someone as formal and proper as him. It really fits, yknow? And besides, I am a master at making a house a home so we're comfortable and happy

How do the two of you celebrate Valentine´s day? 

Eric: Food!! I make a fun and sweet breakfast in the morning, probably something cheesy like heart shaped waffles with chocolate chips and whip cream and of course fruits on the side (i can fix him). Throughout the day we mostly snack on cheap chocolates and such because dinner is the big event of the day!! We would both get dressed up and go somewhere with big portions, probably a shitty diner nearby because they'll have the best specials of course. The getting dressed up part is just to indulge me lskfj;lkf and he does it anyway bc he knows it'll score him points for later wink wink

Is your f/o more of a dog or a cat person? What about you?

Heisenberg: Oh we are both dog people. Don't get me wrong, I am an all-animals-are-stellar person but we are both dirty and manic at best so 100% we've got dogs out the wazoo lol. Romania/eastern europe is p cold so we have a burmese mountain dog and a couple of long haired mixes, all big breeds of course bc bigger is most definitely better. Tbh our dogs are cleaner and better behaved than we are lskjfdf