(Seven-year-old Charlie is in her second grade class with a few of her classmates and raises her hand) Charlie: I know the answer! 8 times 2 is 16! Classmate #1: Why do you always have to act like that? You know that's embarrassing for all of us! Classmate #2: You're such a teacher's pet! Charlie: It's because she gives me gold stars. Duh! Classmate #3: Who cares? Those are just meaningless tokens of appreciation that don't mean shit outside these walls! Charlie: Well... she said if we washed her car, she would throw us a pizza party at the end of the year. Classmate #1: Pizza party? (The classmates look at each other as Charlie smiles sheepishly) Classmates: PIZZA PARTY!!! (All of Charlie's classmates run out of the classroom cheering as Charlie slowly walks out of the room giggling to herself)
