I’m sat in the staff room, a tiny box room with three chairs, two stalls, and no windows. My coffee has hair in it, and so does my bra. Current topic of discussion, greying pubes. We just had to brake the news to my manager (A 31 year old recently separated blonde bombshell) that as you grow older not only the hair on your head will change colour. She was outraged. My other colleague *Pete has just informed us he once attempted to straighten his pubes. I don’t think it was easy. He thought he would just ‘give it ago’
This is a pretty normal conversation for us. its relatively tame in comparison. we only reached this subject because the new girl (she’s been with us at least a year now) declared she had never seen so many nipples, nipple piercings and so many lady gardens as what she had since being with us.
Stylist, this is for you, is this normal behaviour for salon staff rooms, or are we just extremely…close?
You’ll be pleased to know we then swiftly moved onto the topic of piercings. In your vagina. Vaginal piercings…Which obviously lead to googling it. Our beautician *Jane really has an appreciation for a good neat, tidy vagina. She went as far as to guess the age of the female in the images (Itd literally s googled picture of a vagina) 'she only young. Got to be in her twenties' I know she’s seen more fanny in her time than any horny, arrogant jacked up little shit with a side parting and/or a quiff, who lives for the gym, banter, and going for a cheeky nandos with t'Lads, before heading out to their VIP tables with a giant bottle of overpriced vodka on it. She knows.
Please, Enjoy the secrets of a salon staff room.